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Thursday, June 19, 2014

"A blind man and Five blondes..." 'Obama Da Dog' (Source-Facebook)

Obama Da Dog  would like to share a joke from Facebook...
Obama Da Dog is the best friend of James "Kimo" Rosen...
A blind man and Five blondes



An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times............'

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3 comments:

Deborah Morel said...

Kimo, that's got your name written all over it.

KimoRosen said...

That's why Obama Blogged it!

Deborah Morel said...

Exactly--who knows you better than ObamaGirl? That's funny.