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Thursday, July 3, 2014

"Vacation in the holy land..." 'Robert Bitos Gandia' (Source)-Happy Independence Day!-

 Guest-blogger,Robert Bitos Gandia.
Robert is an avid cook (ono gandule rice) and always laughing!!
He works at Syngenta as a Research Associate.
Robert lives in Kekaha on Kauai's west-side and loves football!!

Vacation in the holy land

A man, his wife, and his mother in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only $150.00?" 

The man replied, "A man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." ...

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Happy Independence Day!


KimoRosen said...

Bito's dis one funny! Mahalo for all the laughs my friend! ;D)

Harmony Bentosino said...

I like the pic of the dog just beyond the point.

Ron (Martini) Ostroff said...

Hmmm. Mother-in-law dies joke followed by happy Independence Day.... Hmmm.