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The Jewish matchmaker.
A good Jewish Hassidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife.
The matchmaker broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law.They give him a long shopping list of requirements.
The marriage broker takes a long time looking, and finally asks to visit the family again. He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found.
He says she's just the right age for the son. She keeps a Glatt Kosher home, she regularly attends synagogue and knows the prayers by heart,and she's a wonderful cook. She loves children and wants a large family. And, to crown it all off, she's gorgeous.
After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.
But the son pauses and asks inappropriately:'Is she any good in bed?'
The marriage broker answers, ' WELL ... SOME SAY YES, SOME SAY NO !! '
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6 comments:
Obama Da Dog, not only tells jokes in memes but can tell funny humorous jokes via blogging... Good one Obama!
I'm terrible at jokes. but I do my best at sarcasm, bulling, and snarking. So Obama has made of match for wine and bread. I bet when you play that old game of "Concentration" with Obama she wins big time.....
now the marriage broker ants to marry da girl instead
Heck Unc, I'll marry her!
I hope she can cook
She can cook! That's what it says in da blog....
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