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Laws Not In Physics
1.Law of Mechanical Repair -
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2.Law of Gravity
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
3.Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4.Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number,you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
6.Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
7.Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8.Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!
9.Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10.The Coffee Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask to do
something which will last until the coffee is cold.
11.Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
12.Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
13.Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.
14.Law of Physical Appearance
If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
15.Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better.
But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
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