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Thursday, December 22, 2016

"A Rich Arab in a bar..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source of comedy relief)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
Unc's really passionate about creating
 a National day To Help US Veterans
  and  their families for their risks
 and sacrifices to keep America FREE . 
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
Above photo of Unc with his boss
Wm F.Sullivan at a Waikiki Foto shop,
 A Rich Arab in a bar  

A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish yarmulkes , a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair. 


He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish. So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Jew over there." 

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you" in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the Arab. 

He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew. 
 As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you."


The Arab asks the bartender, "What's the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all he does is smile and thank me."

The bartender replies, "He owns the place."

 From :Unc C ==
Remember,
If you haven't got a smile on your face
And laughter in your heart,     
Then you are just an old sour puss
Ha ha ha,
L'oncle Ammusant  AKA~ Chester "Unc" Lau



 Hana Hou, (Encore) 







4 comments:

KimoRosen said...

Unc, one you funniest ever! I needed a good laugh!

Glenn Mickens-by email said...

Keep em coming, Unc I love to laugh and you certainly have that capability!!!
Mahalo,
Glenn

Pinkie Furlong said...

This one was so funny!

Anonymous said...

I think it was one of Unc's funniest ever!