"Trump, Stormy Daniels and why Humpbacks are staying away from Hawaii-plus,Man who suffered heart attack during Hawaii missile alert sues state " 'James "Kimo" Rosen' ( Kimo's world's #269)

James "Kimo" Rosen is a retired professional photographer

 and amongst other things lived in a tent outdoors for 7 years.

Rosen currently resides on the tropical island of Kaua'i

with his best friend and spiritual adviser Ivanka-Obama, The Bipartisan Dog!

Publishers note;
There was a recent headline in the local newspaper about the decline of Humpback whales returning to the Hawaiian islands. Scientists are attributing it to climate change/global warning. I decided to have some fun with a little tongue-n-cheek adult humor. It's time we all laugh at Trump, Stormy Daniel's and this whole  mess we're all in.   No need to tell me I'm wrong, this was all written in fun.  

On a serious note we are sending thoughts and prayers to our friends  and relatives in Alaska that just suffered a 7.0 earthquake on Friday November 30,2018--and Happy Chanukkah to all our Jewish friends. My friend and Rabbi on Kauai, Rabbi Michoel Goldman coined the slogan, "Happy Chanukauai!"
James "Kimo" Rosen
Publisher/Blogger-n-chief~dakinetalk blog

 Newly elected Councilman Luke Evslin kindles the Chanukkah menorah as Rabbi Goldman and his 2 sons look on
 in front of the County building

Thoughts and prayers to our Alaska friends...

Blog #2022~Kimo's world's #269

Trump, Stormy Daniels and why Humpbacks are staying away from Hawaii

Plus

Man who suffered heart attack 

during Hawaii missile alert sues state (very bottom of page)

Where are the whales?

I was just talking story with a friend about how I haven't seen as many whales the last few years. I use to see them from my front door with binoculars looking out into the ocean, another fringe benefit where I live.

The news this past week on Kauai was that humpback sightings are down as much as 80%.  The Humpback Whales feed in Alaska in the summer months

and journey to the Hawaiian Islands to mate in the winter months-- not a bad lifestyle. Many believe warmer waters because of climate change/global warming may have hindered the process?

The real reason the whales are not returning and the scientists are not speaking out  is the following;

1-The whales are  tired of fighting the traffic of so many species traveling in bumper to bumper schools of fish when all they want to do is make love.

2-All the homeless monk seals on the beach and all the attention the seals get make them not want to come back...

3-They can no longer afford the high cost of  rent imposed by greedy fish-lords(sic) and are demanding affordable rents on their ocean-front water...

4-The whales are sick and tired of long lines at the veterinary clinics when they need to go for their annual blowhole exams.

5-The high price of Ahi and sushi has sky rocketed...

6-They no longer feel the serenity and calm

of the islands, they are overcrowded with too many other species, including human beings.

7-It’s time to re-organize or else no whale will ever want to return to "Paradise" 

When Donald Trump

was questioned about the whale situation he replied, he had no idea that Rosie O'Donnell was not returning to Hawaii.

Trump also said, "Global warming is a hoax and that he personally knows that the whales are not staying away because of global warning or the excuses the whales themselves  give.

Trumps say's "Believe me, Stormy Daniels is actually responsible for the Humpback whales small numbers not returning to Hawaii-- because Stormy taught them how to hump and now they don't want to leave her side."

In fact President Trump says, "that is how the 'Humpbacks' got their name." Believe me, believe me," he reiterated.

Michael Avenatti , Stormy Daniels attorney is  recusing  himself from this case because he enjoys humping and feels this is a conflict of interest plus he was recently accused  accused of spousal abuse.This is the guy whose suppose to defeat Trump in 2020?

It is believed the whales have paid Stormy hush money to not divulge where they are  actually hanging out. 

We all know Stormy cannot keep a secret--and special

counsel Robert Mueller says, he will have a decision soon on the long drawn out "Whale investigation," where President Trump

say's there is collusion with the whales. This all while President Trump's former fixer and attorney Michael Cohen says, "President Trump is lying, he knew Rosie O'Donnell was not returning to Hawaii with the whales.

Now you know the rest of the story!  Oy!

Hana Hou, (Encore)

You can't make this stuff up!

Man who suffered heart attack 

during Hawaii missile alert sues state

And finally, James Sean Shields  who suffered a heart attack during the Hawaii missile alert 
 sues  the state of Hawaii. Whose to say he would not have suffered the exact same heart attack, the exact same day ,the exact same second? And on that theory everyone in the state could get involved in a class action lawsuit. We all suffered undue stress. We are living in a whacked out sue happy get quick rich society--where what this guy doesn't realize  is that the only that comes out on top is the attorney. Even if he wins, he will find out the attorney is the real winner!   ;-)