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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

"DUH..!"

This is in George W. Bush's hometown of Crawford Texas, maybe George was the mastermind behind dis one?   Read all about it..

These contractors are installing steel pillars in concrete to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement outside a Sports Bar in downtown Crawford,Texas. They are now in the process of cleaning up at the end of the day and anxious to go home.

How long do you think it'll be before they realize where they parked their truck?

This was passed on to dakinetalk from Chester Lau of Honolulu Hawai'i.   Mahalo Chester...

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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

"The Best Legal advise..."


Please remember to send your guest blogger submissions to; jrsensei@hotmail.com  

Dakinetalk wants to publish your story, jokes, memories, heartaches or just about anything that may be on your mind. Send a short bio and photo along with your submission. Who knows your blog could go VIRAL!
Dakinetalk welcomes back guest blogger Harmony... We are hoping to run a Harmony blog every Wednesday and call it "Harmonic Wednesday!" Please enjoy!

This is a story about my mom and why she is my hero It is because of how she handled an upsetting situation. She had just had her hair done at the beauty parlor and was walking back to her car. She noticed it was raining slightly. So, she put on a rain bonnet. It turned out wearing that rain bonnet was a very wise choice.

She had parked far away and was walking along a paved walkway through somebody’s yard as a short cut to get to her car. She had traversed this path many times before and never had a problem. But today, the woman who lived in this house was waiting for her in ambush. As my mother began crossing, the woman threw a bucket of water at her screaming, “YOU’RE TRESPASSING. YOU’RE TRESPASSING!” My mother was in such a state of cold, wet shock, she couldn't say or do anything. After all, she WAS trespassing. So, what could she say or do? The woman was blocking her way. So, there was nothing my mother could do but to turn around and go back the way she came walking to her car the long way through the streets.

As she walked along the street soaking wet, my mother came to a man who was sweeping his driveway. She felt embarrassed to be walking through the streets of our town dripping wet and that she needed to justify herself to this man She explained what had happened . He was very sympathetic and said, “Lady, that is terrible. I am so sorry that something like that happened to you. But you know what you can do? Next time you need a place to park, you can park in my driveway. It is perfectly okay. Just remember anytime you need a place to park, you can park here. But you know what the real problem is? The real problem is all these Jews moving into our community.”

It just so happened that my mother is one of “those Jews.” Her response explains why she is my hero. As she turned to go, walking away in her dripping, wet dress, she replied to him, “Well, it just wasn't a very Christian thing to do.”

The postscript to this story is that after my mother arrived home, she was still very upset. The rest of the family was not yet home, and my mother needed to talk to somebody. She went over to our next door neighbors who were good friends and told them what happened. It just so happened that the husband in that family was an attorney. He offered to write a letter to the woman who had thrown the bucket of water. He didn't write to the man who had uttered the ethnic slur. although my mother had revealed that part of the story as well. These neighbors were not Jewish, and my mother was usually self conscious talking to non-Jewish people about topics that related to Judaism. However, in this case, she was so upset that the whole story spilled out. I realized later it was quite appropriate for her to divulge the whole story because not only was this man an attorney, but he also, happened to be an attorney for the ACLU! (The American Civil Liberties Union)

However, he only wrote to the woman who had tossed the bucket of water. He politely, suggested that instead of throwing water, she could post a no trespassing sign. Of course, my mother never trespassed through that lady’s yard again. Nor did she park in the driveway of the man who had told her she could park. After all, if he found out her religion he might also throw a bucket of water- or worse! After her beauty appointment, my mother walked the long way through the streets to reach her car. She did notice though that the woman had posted a no trespassing sign.
 
 My best legal advice to you would be to post a no trespassing sign before you resort to dousing an innocent trespasser with a bucket of water! It also would not hurt to have an ACLU attorney as a neighbor who would be willing to write to the bigot and explain he should avoid ethnic slurs because he never knows to whom he might be talking.

"The best invention since the automobile..."


OK, I know I'm  dwelling on this thing about Japanese scientists turning human feces into meat, this is my last blog on it, promise! :D)

Jesus can turn water into wine and Japanese scientists can turn human feces into fillet Mignon

News has surfaced with the scientific discovery of human feces being made into edible meat. This may sound gross but is going to be a way to live a sustainable lifestyle without killing.

Will the PETA organization back this new found discovery, will Rabbi's kosher the meat since no killing happens?

This may be the best invention since the automobile or sliced bread.

Next time your waiter asks, "how do you want your steak." and you reply, "rear," watch out because that's exactly what you may get, and if they ask if you want a bake potato just reply, flies please.

Monday, June 20, 2011

" No shit, edible beef from human feces!"

The last 50 years have brought us many new inventions, from microwave ovens,to answering machines, voicemail, Video's, DVDs, digital camera's, the Internet and computers and  phones that can do do just about anything.

You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck or have shit for brains and with a little effort you can get your shit together, and this past week the invention of the century took place, Japanese scientists are now making beef from Human feces that will be on the market soon. This is no shit, well actually it is shit. Do these guys have their shit together or what?

The main question remains for my Rabbi, is the meat kosher? After all there is no needless killing involved.

Check out the enclosed true story (no shit) (actually it is shit) and don't forget to order flies with your Poop burger!
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/06/friday-free-for-all-japanese-scientists-invent-poop-steaks

Saturday, June 18, 2011

"Don't forget dad..."

(My mom and dad in the 1970's....)

Photo above, Judith Whitehead

(Editor's note, We are accepting guest bloggers, send submissions to; jrsensei@hotmail.com  Judith Whitehead our guest blogger is a friend who is happily married with two adult sons, she resides in Amherst, N.Y, and has  worked in  the ophthalmology field for more than 25 years...) 

It’s time to fire up those grills, gather the family and get ready for that all important day to honor dad, Fathers Day. We need to spend as much time celebrating our Dads’ special day as we do for Mothers Day. For some reason Dads’ get the short end of the stick on this holiday and we need to recognize them for the value they bring to the table as well. So this year forget the” shirt and tie” boring thing, be inventive, be creative and surprise DAD with a well thought out gift and not just the after- thought he usually gets. Dads’ are special guys too and deserve the recognition; so make Sunday June 19Th all about dad and celebrate!!

Artificial insemination..."

We would like to welcome back guest blogger Anonymous Emailer, Enjoy!  :D)

A blond city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,

'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows
today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the
cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when
he gets here, OK?'

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and
when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blond, asks, 'Tell
me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is
the right cow to be bred?'

'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she
explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'
The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,'I guess it's to hang your pants on.

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Friday, June 17, 2011

"Market survey for county council, complete..."‏

Politics is a nasty crude and rough game. I have been toying with the idea of a possible run for a county council seat on the island of Kaua'i, where I reside. Market analysis and market surveys are very expensive therefore for feelers I have a few signs and t-shirts with my name for county council.

It is customary to get a honk when someone is in agreement with a sign you are holding on various well trafficked streets. Campaigning all day, I got 3 honks, and all from people I knew.

I also recently got run of the side of the rode on my bike, maybe deliberate, maybe not?

My market survey is completed much earlier than I anticiapated, I am dropping out of the race for many reasons, The number one reason is my health, after consulting with my doctor he actually said, "I am in no physical or mental state." and he feels it's a big mistake to run.

I thank everyone who may have supported me, however at this time I value my life and health more than a possible run for county council.


Aloha and  A Hui Hou,
James "Kimo" Rosen