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Friday, December 9, 2011

"Alarming News..!" 'Marvin Gross'


Marvin Gross a financial planner from the suburbs of Western N.Y. Is back blogging about some alarming news, Enjoy...

Marvin's wife never reads this blog , so hopefully he still has a place to sleep this evening...  :D)  (Ladies this is only a joke!)

This is alarming 

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!


Last month,   Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.  
 The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
   

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.  



It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

 
1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

 
3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

 
5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

 
7) Failed to think rationally, and
 
8) Had to sit down while urinating.  

No further testing was considered necessary!!

 
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

For another laugh check out this tablecloth trick, it's only 13 seconds and I know you will laugh!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm8qb2kP-fQ
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Thursday, December 8, 2011

"PUT ON DA BRAKES..." 'Michael Herr' (Aloha Friday)

Renowned author Michael Herr is back guest-blogging on this awesome Aloha Friday with some Hawaiian humor that I hope people who no live  Hawaii unda-stand. The words are not typo's but rather Hawaiian pidgin talk... Make sure and check out Michael's website at http://www.michaelherr.com/



ALOHA FRIDAY
December 9

It's Aloha Friday.

PUT ON DA BRAKES

So, in honor of the holiday travel season, here's a little story courtesy of Rap Replinger and Frank DiLima and every other Hawaiian comedian who has ever told it.

I changed it just a leetle so as no off-end anyone out there who doesn't really get Hawaiian humor.

Okay, so dese two Hawaiian pilots flying in to San Francisco heading for da airport.  Firs' time dey ever been dere. No familiar wit' da place.

Well, dey break tru da clouds an' da pilot SLAM on da brakes . . . an' da plane go skid on da runway an' pull up short wit' one jerk (two if you count da co-pilot). Fastest stop dey ever make.

An' da pilot wipe his forehead, da short stop make him sweat bullets, an' he say to da co-pilot, "Man, dis one short runway!"

An' da co-pilot look out da window on his side an' he answer, "Yeah, an' da widest I ever see!"




Aloha and good news. Michael's fifth book in the Kohala Coast Mystery series is now available for the first time "The Old Queen and the Maui Maiden" in paperback from  http://www.lulu.com/  or as a Kindle ebook from http://www.amazon.com/  Just type in the title either place.  The book took Michael 2 years to complete this highly anticipated sequel.

There's still time to order a complete set of Michael's Books for the Holiday's. Buy all 6 books for only 18.00 including P&H. The books make great stocking stuffers...
http://www.michaelherr.com  or order his new book "The Old Queen and the Maui Maiden" from www.lulu.com 
 
"Eat -- Sleep -- Golf -- Travel
           Write More Books !!

But Take It All One Day At A Time !!"   Michael Herr

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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

!!!"Your retired, or in reality your fired..!" 'James "Kimo" Rosen

"Hawai'i state Governor Neil Abercrombie, Obama Da Dog and James "Kimo" Rosen talk story in Kapa'a town, Kauai..." (Please note this blog also ran as an opinion article in the Kaua'i Garden Island News on 12-08-11 under the title,"Overpaid football coaches..." http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/article_4b222fc0-216c-11e1-b06a-001871e3ce6c.html
The Hawaii Governor's salary is approximately $123,000 a year, the Chancellor of UH Manoa is around $337,000 a year and the average teacher makes approximately $50,000 a year in Hawaii. The coach of the Hawaii state football team makes 1.1 million a year.

Coach Greg McMackin (Mac) did not warrant a salary of over one million dollars a year, even June Jones a name known coach never made that kind of money during his time as head coach.

It was long overdue to force Coach 'Mac' into retirement, he was an average Joe, nothing special, during his tenure at  UH  he  won 29 games and lost 25...

Coach Mac's salary could had been cut in half  and he  still would had been the state's highest paid employee.

I am glad Coach Mac retired, although in actuality we all know he was in essence fired.

 Tuition's are on the rise , the state is cutting program after program, may I suggest in the search for the next UH coach to offer a decent salary but don't offer them the whole bank, there are other priorities besides overpaid college coaches. 
Maybe now with Coach Mac out of the picture  the state can start balancing the budget and win some football games.

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011

"You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again..." Anonymous (truth-book)

"Cooking changes the consistency of everything in many ways..."



You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again.

A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose.

Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil; without saying a word.

In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl.

Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see."

"Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied.

Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. The mother then asked the daughter to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard boiled egg.

Finally, the mother asked the daughter to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma. The daughter then asked, "What does it mean, mother?"

Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity: boiling water.

Each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior, but after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened. The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water.

"Which are you?" she asked her daughter. "When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?

Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength?

Am I the egg that starts with a tender heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and hardened heart?

Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavor. If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you.

When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest, do you elevate yourself to another level? How do you handle adversity? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

This blog was shared through http://www.truthbook.com/

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Monday, December 5, 2011

"Garage sales..." 'James "Kimo" Rosen'

The unwritten law is that Garage sales are held on either Saturday or Sunday..."

Garage sales come in all varieties, just as retail stores, restaurants people and pets.

Many people just want a few extra bucks for things they no longer need and some folks actually make a living out of garage sales.

There is an unwritten law that garage sales must be on a Saturday or Sunday and not during a week-day. I guess this is because before the great recession people worked Monday-Friday, now with so many people unemployed and others only working 3-4 days a week there is now plenty of time to plan your garage sale any day of the week.

My father bless his soul would never call long distance unless it was on Sunday, back in the olden days the phone companies had a reduced rate for Sunday, therefore  most  everyone called family on Sunday, G-d forbid you ever got a long distance call any other day of the week it was probably bad news with a friend or relatives passing.

It's 2011 and long distance calls are made daily, I believe the time has come for Garage sales to take the leap into modern times and have them any day of the week, unless of course your one of the few who still have a full time job.

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Sunday, December 4, 2011

"Karma..." 'Judith Whitehead' (Inspirational Monday)

Judith Whitehead is back guest-blogging on this Inspirational Monday talking  about Karma, some call it divine providence, what do you believe? Judith lives in Amherst N.Y.  She has worked in the ophthalmology field of medicine for almost 30 years...




 KARMA

Ever wonder if things were meant to be? Ever think to yourself that you have experienced a coincidence that is just unbelievable?

On my last job, I worked with 2 other girls that had the same birthday, month and date of mine. We enjoyed celebrating every year and found it humorous that we were very similar in many ways although we were born many years apart.

This year I experienced a happening that in all my years of working, I have never found. Someone who has the same month, date and year of my birthday….my boss. If that’s not Karma, I don’t know what is.

The chances of that happening must be a million to one!! I think this piece of information has brought special meaning to this job; not only has it brought a greater understanding between my boss and myself but it has made me feel that it was definitely Karma that has brought us together.

 Of all the positions I have ever filled, this office has made me feel more rewarded than most. It was surely meant to be.
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Saturday, December 3, 2011

"Oops, another fart story..." 'Chester Lau' (Liaison for Internet jokes)

This is blog #500! What better way to celebrate dakinetalk's 500Th blog than with  a little humor from
Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle... Uncle Chester Lau, a retired cinematographer currently living on the island of Oahu. "Unc" lives by the theory that laughter is healing, enjoy!


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