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Friday, July 6, 2012

" A Womans poem..." 'Marvin Gross' (Source)

Marvin Gross a financial consultant from Western N.Y. shares some touching poetry... Enjoy!


I know that it’s old but I still laugh at it.

 A WOMAN'S POEM:

   Before I lay me down to sleep, 
   I pray for a man who's not a creep, 
   One who's handsome, smart and strong. 
   One who loves to listen long, 
   One who thinks before he speaks, 
   One who'll call, not wait for weeks.  
   I pray he's rich and self-employed,  
   And when I spend, won't be  annoyed.  
   Pull out my chair and hold my hand.  
   Massage my feet and help me stand.  
   Oh send a king to make me queen.  
   A man who loves to cook and clean.  
   I pray this man will love no other.  
   And relish visits with my mother. 
   

A MAN'S  POEM:

   I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with  
   big Breasts who owns a bar on a golf course,  
   and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This  
   doesn't rhyme and I don't give a poop.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

"The quietest fourth ever..." 'James "Kimo" Rosen'

This past Independence day was the most serene and quiet I can remember on Kaua'i!

Did Independence day really happen this year?

For the first year since I can remember on Kaua'i, I was not bothered by smoke and excessive noise from fireworks.

I watched the Hospice fireworks show from Vidinha stadium in Lihue from afar behind Mahelona hospital in Kapa'a.I saw or heard maybe two other  fireworks besides the professional fireworks show in Lihue.

I don't know if it's the economy or if people have become more considerate of their neighbors, or if there is some sort of fireworks ban I have not heard of, or possibly that I am being more tolerant myself?

Nonetheless this past fourth of July was the quietest I can recall. Hopefully New Years Eve can live up to the same standard.

May God and Darwin bless America and continue to keep the smoke and noise down.


  An edited version of this blog was published as an opinion article on 07-16-12 in the Honolulu Staradvertiser; printed out in text, since the website has a paywall setup...

Blessedly quiet Fourth on Kauai http://staradvertiser.newspaperdirect.com/epaper/view...er.aspx

Did Independence Day really happen this year?

For the first year since I can remember on Kauai, I was not bothered by smoke and excessive noise from fireworks.

I don’t know if it’s the economy or if people have become more considerate of their neighbors, or possibly that I am being more tolerant myself.

Nonetheless, this past Fourth of July was the quietest I can recall. I hope New Year’s Eve can live up to the same standard.

James "Kimo" Rosen
Kapa'a, Kaua'i


http://staradvertiser.newspaperdirect.com/epaper/viewer.aspx

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

"An open air mental ward..." James "Kimo" Rosen

Kaua'i is one of the most physically beautiful places
on  planet earth, however at times it feels
like an open air mental ward.

This Blog also
ran as an opinion article in the 07-06-12
edition of the Kaua'i Garden Island New.
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-friday-july/article_e6d5e106-c73d-11e1-8a19-001a4bcf887a.html
Two recent Letters to the editor in the Kaua'i Garden Island news have stirred up some major controversy on the comment boards and  the local coconut wireless here on the cosmic Garden Island.

The recent letter to the editor offering free rides to the airport for anyone who has an opinion of their own and the other about burning rubbish in your yard and  it's second hand effects.
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-saturday-june/article_3b78bbd4-bcee-11e1-b8f6-0019bb2963f4.html


If I was a person from out of state reading the local opinion articles I would think to myself,I definitely do not want to ever move or visit that place.

Letters like these are good, it shows what kind of community we  actually are , it shows the character and spirit of the people. It also shows the ignorance and bigotry of so many people. It basically shows the world we are an open air mental ward here on da Garden Island.

We do not want Ferry boats, new bridges, new roads, any new construction, or  you...   In fact we don't even want smart meters, "since we so smart already."

 So grab your Prozac,  Paxil, Zoloft, Cymbalta or St. Johns wort and c,mom down.

http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-friday-july/article_e6d5e106-c73d-11e1-8a19-001a4bcf887a.html
 

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

How I Kicked the Habit..." 'Bettejo Dux' (Inspiration Wednesday)

(Inspirational Wednesday)

Guest-blogger Bettejo Dux is one of Kauai's most colorful people, she has lived on the cosmic island of Kaua'i for over 40 years... She is an animal lover, people lover and enjoys life to the fullest.Today on our nation's birthday she talks about how to keep your doctor bills down. Happy Birthday America!


I've written about my happy childhood. Missed one dread childhood disease-religious-but caught another. My generation was brain-washed into believing it necessary to see the doctor if it scraped a knee. I almost worshipped doctors. I was devout.  Doctors  were good guys. Nice guys. They loved little kids.

Fast forward to some of the wonderful adventures Bill and I had living it up as ugly Americans. Then the return to suburbia USA.  We came back to Hawaii relatively affluent. Brought home some beautiful things we'd collected. Bill had a god job and then- disaster- I had three major surgeries and our oldest daughter was in the hospital for six months. We had no health insurance. We hadn't needed it when we lived abroad and we were innocents. We came out of that thousands of dollars in debt. We paid off every penny. Bill moon-lighted. I got a job. The kids sold  newspapers on the corner. All of us came out healthy so that was a plus.

The financial recovery was stressful and difficult. I came down with something-forgot what-and of course, ran to the doctor and sat, it seemed, for hours in the waiting room. Finally two enormous bean counters came out and embarrassed me in front of all the other patients, "You can see the doctor if you  pay for the visit." I had no money. I went home figuring I'd better lean how to get well and stay well.

That's when I first 'met' Adele Davis. Let's Get Well became my bible. Linus Pauling and his take on vitamin C became my creed.  I ignored the disclaimers about the pair.  Dug in. I must have read a zillion books about health and nutrition. Still have them. It's a very complicated discipline, but I got lucky. I discovered what worked for me.

I learned that each of us has different needs. What keeps me healthy won't be the same thing that keeps you healthy and our own needs change as the situation changes. There are times when your body needs more C. I take 10 grams a day, Ala Linus. It's water-soluble. Your body discards what it doesn't need. I found  I probably needed more  B to stay prime and learned never to take one B. It's a complex. Brewer's Yeast  is a natural source of all the B's. Once again, as it's water -soluble, your body takes what it needs and discards the rest. Dumb doctors say, if they examine your urine, "You have very expensive urine." Beats very expensive drugs and there are no side effects.

I created what I called magic juice and magic soup using Brewer's Yeast. I'll share them with you.
Orange juice, pineapple, a banana, honey, a big scoop of Brewer's yeast, a dollop of olive oil, blend and drink.Make it  suit  your taste. Takes some getting used to.
I make a tomato base- I love tomato soup- veggie and chicken broth, spices, olive oil, sometimes I do an egg drop thing, and Brewer's Yeast.

I respond to every symptom. Go on a health food kick. Figure if they last more than two weeks, I better see a doctor. Hasn't happened in over thirty years and that's how I kicked the habit.

Bettejo  also  publishes her own blog column.
You can check it out at ;  http://www.bettejo.wordpress.com   Besides her blog she recently published and authored the humorous fiction book, "The Scam," check it out at(www.bettejodux.com) or  on Amazon.
http://www.bettejodux.com/
Editor's note, Dakinetalk guest bloggers do not necessarily represent the opinions of dakinetalk. Guest bloggers are given space to express their beliefs and or opinions. We feel there are many roads and like to give people space to express their thoughts,after-all that's what dakine is...Aloha, James "Kimo" Rosen, Publisher.

Monday, July 2, 2012

"Happy dumpster diving my friends..!" James "Kimo" Rosen

One of many local treasures I have
come across in dumpster  searches
across Kaua'i...
Washing some of my treasures in
my stainless steal sink...
It really amazes me what  stores throw away in their dumpsters.
I have lived a good majority of my life on a shoestring budget, when I see fresh fruits and vegetables in the dumpsters because maybe 5 cherries were soft in a 5 lb box, or throwing away a 5 lb bag of apples with one bruised apple. I find it disheartening.

I grew up in the generation were parents always said, "eat all the food on your plate since people in India are starving." Hell, people in America are starving.

It's ironic too, that many deli's like Safeway, Foodland and Costco must throw out their unsold huli huli and rotisserie style chickens and many other perishable type deli products each day since they could  be  threatened with lawsuits if they were to give it away and somebody got sick. Plus if they gave it away they would lose potential revenues. You would be amazed at the amounts of goods thrown away each day.

There are "Freegans" out there, people who thrive of dumpster diving, not because they are poor, but because the sport of recycling gives them a rush. I am one of those people. I love discovering dumpster treasures, it's like a fisherman finding that perfect spot and catching fish after fish. Like the fisherman I keep many of my finds a secret. I cannot tell you where it is  because part of the fun is finding it for yourselves

 Happy dumpster diving my friends!
Always carry a few re-usable
shopping bags for discovering
treasures...This treasure
was discovered just last week!

 For more information google, "Freegan!"

Sunday, July 1, 2012

" Human Nature..." 'Judith Whitehead' (Inspiration Monday)

"Guest-blogger Judith Whitehead lives in Amherst N.Y. and has worked in the ophthalmology field of medicine for over 30 years..." She talks about the thing we all talk about when there's nothing else to talk about the weather, although Judy really does have something to talk about!  ;D) Enjoy...

Human nature
 
Ever notice that people talk about the weather almost as a greeting every time you meet someone?? Is is because it’s a neutral topic and will not offend anyone with your opinion?? Its an ice breaker in most cases; a time filler; a friendly greeting…

In Buffalo, our weather changes so much, it’s a topic of discussion for all ages. The weatherman never gets it right…it rains when it is supposed to be sunny…windy when it’s supposed to be calm…I think the weather people on the news are highly over paid…at least in this area. They can cause great panic when predicting a storm coming that never gets here…it is good for our economy though because the grocery stores sell out of food in these panic modes.

This summer they have promised rain when we have not had a drop in weeks…I have given up watering the lawn since I am just boosting the water bill for no reason. We would have to water 24/7 to keep up with this dry spell.

It is nice to see the sun day after day here this month after a long cold winter. We in Buffalo do not take the great weather for granted as other warm climates…we soak up every nice day as a gift. So…here’s to another sunny hot day on the East coast.


 

Hana Hou, (Encore)  Obama's body language says it all after the Obama-care supreme court  ruling last Friday...  http://selfdeprecate.com/political-video/jimmy-kimmel-jay-leno-dancing-obama/

Editor's note, Dakinetalk guest bloggers do not necessarily represent the opinions of dakinetalk. Guest bloggers are given space to express their beliefs and or opinions. We feel there are many roads and like to give people space to express their thoughts,after-all that's what dakine is...Aloha, James "Kimo" Rosen, Publisher

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Everyone's talking, long live the King..!" 'James "Kimo" Rosen'


The King can sure make a Burger!
Read "Be kind like the King"(Bacon sundaes, whats next?)
http://dakinetalk.blogspot.com/2012/06/bacon-sundaes-whats-next-james-kimo.html?spref=fb

The folks at BK are marketing Gurus!

I recently wrote in this forum about the new bacon sundae at Burger king in an article titled, "Be kind like the King." The final sentence of the article was suppose to be funny, I think it was,it said, "Now if they would only make a whopper milkshake we'd have it all."
After my last article I realize the whole concept of a bacon sundae. It isn't about a delectable mouth watering culinary work of art that satisfies your palette's most exotic needs, but rather a marketing genius of a masterpiece scheme concocted by the marketing Gurus of Burger King.

This is what has transpired since the birth of the bacon sundae, newspapers, pod-casts,cable and network TV news,magazine ads,  radio talk shows, sermons from Rabbi's to bloggers like myself from all over the globe are talking about this amazingly ludicrous creation.

Do you honestly believe Burger King thought this was a culinary delight, they new it was far  fetched and a little mishugina (crazy) they knew this would push the buttons of many, which in turn generated millions of not billions in free mention of their brand all over the globe.
 
No question in my mind, this being one of the best subliminal marketing ploys in History!  Long live the King!


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