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Saturday, January 12, 2013

"The Business deal..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)




Dakinetalks favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
is back talking about entrepreneurship!
"Unc" is a retired cinematographer currently living 
on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu.


The Business Deal 

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A Chinese guy goes to a Jewish guy  to buy black bras, size 38. 



The Jewish guy , known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare, and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50 for them.



The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs. 



He returns a few days later, and this time orders 50. 



The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get, and charges him $60 each.



The Chinese guy returns a month later, and buys the Jews remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75 each.



The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, "Please tell me . . . What do you do with all these black bras?"



The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half, and sell them as skull caps to you Jews, for $200 each." 



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.......and this is why the Chinese own us  ! 



"Business is Business" 




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Thursday, January 10, 2013

"Blah,blah, blah, Yada, Yada, Yada..." 'Obama Da Dog'

The most difficult part of being a council member is not blowing your cool  and punching out the many nut cases that continually testify against everything and anything. Whatever you call them contrarians, nitpickers or senile, there's no getting rid of them.

 Check out my opinion article in  the 01-22-13 edition of the Kaua'i Garden Island news,"County Council members have patience."
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-tuesday-jan/article_df75539c-646d-11e2-ad29-0019bb2963f4.html



I Finally came to the  realization why our county council  member's make $58,000 a year for what is deemed a part time job on paper.


I live-stream the county council meetings on my computer and with an HDMI cord connected to my TV watch all the council meetings live.

The most difficult part of being a council member is not blowing your cool and punching out the many nut cases that continually testify against everything and anything. Whatever you call them, contrarians, nitpickers or senile, there's no denying  them.

Our council members have turned into behavior psychologists by keeping their cool when every instinct would be to knockout a good majority of the  one's testifying. Week after week of having to listen to such garbage as,"if Jay Furfaro is the chair, why isn't Tim Bynum the couch?, or my favorite used by quite a few,"you guys should all be tarred and feathered..." Council members hold back in their retorts for legal reasons and in hopes of re-election with not wanting to offend anyone. However you know they are aching to retort with wise cracks such as , if we were tarred and feathered we'd look just like your mother.

I believe our council members should  earn honorary doctorate (PHd) degrees for the sole fact of keeping their mouth shut when every human instinct would say otherwise.  The constant stammer of residents  repeating  blah, blah, blah and  yada, yada, yada would drive me crazy.

I don't often compliment politicians, however I must congratulate the Kaua'i County Council for all they have to put up with.  In closing I would like to say blah, blah, blah and yada, yada. yada...









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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

"Bring an end to war..." 'Bettejo Dux' (Classic Wednesday)

Bettejo Dux turned 82 years young on August 15, 2012.Bettejo has lived on the cosmic island of Kaua'i for over 40 years and is a people lover, animal lover and lover of life.Today she talks about bringing an end to war...
Bring an end to war

I won’t even argue with you about the number of American deaths, certainly all of us are thankful fewer and fewer of our gallant troops are killed in these wars.

But aren't you forgetting the dreadful wounds — mental, spiritual and physical — our men and women suffer?

Not everyone takes to killing innocent men, women and children — thank goodness — and the number of senseless innocent deaths in the Middle East is appalling.

Further, you forget the way wars are waged by us today is very different from the way wars were waged in the past.

More and more expensive mindless killing machines.

More and more profit to those involved in the business of producing these killing machines.

The military/industrial complex flourishes, our people and our nation suffer. Is that how we should be spending our tax dollars?

If you remember “The victor always takes on the trappings of the vanquished,” you will understand where and why we are today.

Those of us on the left introduce these human factors into the equation and know it doesn’t add up.

Stop the war.

 Bring our troops home.

Clean house.

Feed and educate kids

Take care of the poor, the elderly and the sick.

Peace and love.

Bettejo Dux, Kalaheo

This blog appeared as an opinion article  in the August 24, 2012 edition of the Kauai garden Island news; http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-friday-august/article_298a0320-edb2-11e1-b84a-0019bb2963f4.html

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Tuesday, January 8, 2013

"The World Is A Burial Ground..." 'James "Kimo" Rosen'


There are many unmarked graves in Hawaii.
.The question remains,should projects be stopped because of it?

Nothing seems to ever get  done in Hawaii since every time  a project or construction job is approved and gone through all the legal hurdles and votes,  there's always the activist who finds a buried bone over some construction or project site.

The reality is that  it would seem every road we drive probably has some human remains  buried under neath it. Why are so many worried about the multi-use  trail in Wailua when nobody seems worried about the thousands of cars driving the same area daily?

Nobody seems worried about the many buried at sea and millions of human ashes scattered in our oceans. Let's face it, the longer this world exists the more bodies will be buried and cremated. Should we also cease all ocean activity because so many of our ancestor's remains  are scattered in Oceans around the world?

Burial grounds are for the living not the dead.  Most religions and philosophies believe you go on to a better place and  your afterlife is nowhere near where  you are buried or your ashes scattered.

I do understand the opposition, but just feel the world is a burial ground and if this argument wins it  will be near impossible to build anything new in the future.


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Monday, January 7, 2013

"Not Just For The Blind..." 'Obama Da Dog'

Please ask permission to pet me. I am here to serve my master!
Aloha, Check out my opinion article in the (01-11-13) Kaua'i Garden Island news, "Don’t pet a dog without permission..."
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-friday-jan/article_ad8fe6a2-5bbd-11e2-aee9-0019bb2963f4.html

Petting a service  dog without permission is like groping another fellow man or woman without permission, or  touching someones baby without permission. What makes people think they can kiss and pet a stranger's animal?

Service dogs are mostly associated with giving aid to blind people, but a service dog can also offer Psychiatric service. These dogs are classified PSDs. "(Psychiatric Service Dogs) When you come across a service dog, please do not pet, call, talk, kiss or otherwise distract it as doing so could put the handlers life in jeopardy     http://neurotalk.psychcentral.com/showthread.php?t=7204

When someone  asks to pet my dog, I say "NO," because she is a "service dog," plus I am a germophobic. I don't want someone who may have a cold, flu virus or smelly hands petting my dog.

 These are working animals, not pets and they are out with their handlers to help them, not to be a spectacle for the public. Please note it is rude to ask a  disabled person what their disability is, as that is personal and confidential information.

Service dogs need to know who their  master's are. People with service dogs are  not  portable petting zoos. 
Remember to ask permission before petting any ones pet.

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Sunday, January 6, 2013

"New Years resolutions..." 'Judith Whitehead' (Inspiration Sunday)

"Guest-blogger Judith Whitehead lives in Amherst N.Y. and has worked in the
 ophthalmology field of medicine for over 30 years..." Today she talks about  the traditions
 of  New Year resolutions...Happy New Year! Enjoy...  ;D)


                                           New Year’s resolutions

I don’t really know when the idea of a new year resolution came to pass but it seems to be a tradition that many of us still make every year.  Usually it is about losing weight or getting a new job or becoming a better person.  These notions usually last for maybe the first month of the year and then we are back to our old selves.  

It seems that the bigger picture here is that one assumes that we are generally unhappy with ourselves and feel the need for change.  Why not just make this resolutions thing an ongoing way to live our lives.  When we step on the scale and it is slowly rising, cut back on the food intake.  If we find ourselves unsatisfied with our employment situation, don’t wait until the first of the year…make a change for the present.  If you feel you could be a better person to yourself and others, start today.

  Every day should be lived as though it were the first of the year; don’t wait, make a change for the better today. We are given only one life to live, make the most of it and make it mean something for yourself and for others.

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Saturday, January 5, 2013

"The Doctor..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)


Dakinetalks favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
is back  talking religion and the resurrection...
"Unc" is a retired cinematographer currently living 
on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu.



Call The Doctor

A Pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was?

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.

A funny Youtube why many of us moved to Hawai'i!
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=xkk7DX0l95A&Lid=12

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From Unc!

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