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Friday, February 22, 2013

"We are all guilty on some level..." 'Obama Da Dog'

Can dogs benefit from performance enhancing vitamins?



An athlete juicing is common ground,  I believe every professional athlete is guilty of juicing just as nearly every American is guilty of tax evasion on some level.

How many people declare money or pay taxes on items they sell in garage sales or on craigslist? Or even the money they win at church bingo?

In the same essence athletes take performance enhancing vitamins and pharmaceutics all the time, it just depends on what level you are speaking.

We are all hypocrites, next time stop and think and realize nobody is without guilt. People in glass houses should not throw stones

Thursday, February 21, 2013

A Concerned Mom..." 'Marvin Gross' (Source)


Marvin Gross a financial consultant from Western New York shares
more wisdom with Dakinetalk. Enjoy!  



Italian Mama 
Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.  During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.



Sorry, I had no file photos of  Italian people...


Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."So he sat down and wrote an email: 
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Dear Mama, 

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. 
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. 

Your Loving Son 
Anthony 
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Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read: 
  
Dear son, 
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. 
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your Loving Mama 




Moral: Never Bulla Shita you Mama


Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Conflicting Views of democracy & Religion..." 'Bettejo Dux' (Classic Wednesday)


Bettejo Dux  one of Kauai's true gems, Today she 
guest-blogs about  the two things sure to get one in trouble, Politics and religion... Enjoy!



If you deny there are conflicting views, you’re in denial. Religions, all religions, are hard-nosed. You quote your books, chapter and verse, you quote your silly gods, you interpret your books and fight with each other over the interpretations. But all over the world, in the Islamic world, in Israel, in America, South America, voices of reason,  voices of the people,  are rising.

We speak out against war, we speak out against dictators, religious fanatics and other unevolved humans. Strong words here, but appropriate. Muslim women are fighting for the right not to wear the veil. Our troops, many of them, come home sick to the heart about our senseless carnage of innocent people, men and women and children who have done us no harm. We speak out about a ridiculous economic system that never has and never will work. We dare to speak out against those who silence us with guns, with ridicule, with lies, with stupidities. Dare I mention Limbagh, Grundge, and other purveyors of your drivel.

How was your god in America been hijacked by the rich? By the powerful? By the killing machine?  By Cheney, by Palin, by the Waltons, by the lunatic religious televangelist? Who was it said, wisely, “We love you, Jesus, we just don’t like the guys you hang around with,”?

At the very base of this madness lies, in his crypt, your murderous patriarchal gods. I love to hear the nonsense from the leaner brained evangelical bunch who sputter, “God has no sex.” Are you nuts? He seems to be everybody’s father and as most of us recall fathers are usually male. And, further, we are all sinners in his eyes. Well, I ain’t baby and you ain’t gonna stick that thorny feather in my blue bonnet. May I quote a few quotes?

“Religion, which should most distinguish us from beasts, and ought most peculiarly to elevate us, as rational creatures, above brutes, is that wherein men often appear most irrational, and more senseless than beasts themselves.” John Locke.

“There are scores of great religions in the world, each with scores or hundred of sects, each with its priestly orders, its complicated creed and ritual, its heavens and hells. Each has its thousands or millions or hundreds of millions of ‘true believers’; each damns all the others with more or less heartiness–and each is a mighty force of graft.” Upton Sinclair.

“I regard monotheism as the greatest disaster ever to befall the human race. I see no good in Judaism, Christianity, or Islam-good people, yes-but any religion based on a single, well, frenzied and virulent god, is not as useful to the human race as, say, Confucianism, which is not a religion but an ethical and educational system.” Gore Vidal

“The way to see faith is to shut the eye of reason.” Benjamin Franklin.

And last, but not least, “…the government of the United States, is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion…” President John Adams on June 10, 1797.

A touching You-tube video;The way you present your thoughts affects everyone. The power of words.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfNO3rd1Pcg

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

"The Irony of Traffic..." James "Kimo" Rosen

People tailgate at high speeds and give space at slow speeds, Why?



I have recently noticed something I find hard to comprehend.

Most drivers I have encountered on Kaua'i  tailgate at an alarming rate. The few times I drive and do the speed limit of 40 there is always someone one or two car lengths behind me. Most people drive so close I can see birth marks on their faces through my rear view and side view mirrors. The law states,  there should be at least one car length for every 10 mph.

Here's the kicker, the irony, when traffic is  at a standstill in Kapa'a, and people are doing 5-10 mph there usually 3-4 four car lengths between cars.

I just don't get it.  

Monday, February 18, 2013

"Establishing a smokey day fund..." 'Obama Da Dog'

Really Mr. Micken's? Lighten up!



I would like to respond to Mr. Glenn Micken's recent LTE " Re-think legalizing marijuana" 
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-sunday-feb/article_cfdc1556-7359-11e2-9e62-001a4bcf887a.html

The billions of dollars of potential  tax revenues collected  from the sale of marijuana  should Hawai'i vote to legalize it might help built the roads Mr. Mickens and I  so desire, it might help fund more baseball leagues and more baseball diamonds. Imagine having a surplus in the state and county budgets, establishing rainy day funds or should I say smokey day funds for all the unexpected!

Prohibition doesn't work, why keep it in the hands of organized crime?

I personally do not smoke cigarettes or marijuana but highly support the decimalization of the herb. 

P.S. Just talking about this  makes me crave a 40 lb bag of Oreo cookies.


Sunday, February 17, 2013

Easy Eddie, Al Capone's Lawyer & Butch O'Hare- "Two great stories...." 'Chester "Unc" Lau (Source)



Dakinetalks favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
Unc talks about two great stories that relate to each other.
"Unc" is a retired cinematographer currently living 
on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu.


Two Stories BOTH TRUE - and worth reading!!!!

     STORY NUMBER  ONE

     Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago .  Capone wasn't
famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in
everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder.

        Capone had a lawyer nicknamed "Easy Eddie." He was Capone's lawyer
for a good reason.  Eddie was very good !  In fact, Eddie's skill at legal
maneuvering kept Big Al out of jail for a long time.

       To show his appreciation, Capone paid him very well.  Not only was
the money big, but Eddie got special dividends, as well.  For instance, he
and his family occupied a fenced-in mansion with live-in help and all of the
conveniences of  the day.  The estate was so large that it filled an entire
Chicago City block.

        Eddie lived the high life of the Chicago mob and gave little
consideration to the atrocity that went on around him.

        Eddie did have one soft spot, however. He had a son that he loved
dearly.  Eddie saw to it that his young son had clothes, cars,
and a good education. Nothing was withheld.   Price was no object.

        And, despite his involvement with organized crime, Eddie even tried
to teach him right from wrong.  Eddie wanted his son to be a better man than
he was.

        Yet, with all his wealth and influence, there were two things he
couldn't give his son; he couldn't pass on a good name or a good example.

        One day, Easy Eddie reached a difficult decision. Easy Eddie wanted
to rectify wrongs he had done.

        He decided he would go to the authorities and tell the truth about
Al "Scarface" Capone, clean up his tarnished name, and offer his son some
semblance of integrity.  To do this, he would have to testify against The
Mob, and he knew that the cost would be great.  So, he testified.

        Within the year, Easy Eddie's life ended in a blaze of gunfire on a
lonely Chicago Street .  But in his eyes, he had given his son the greatest
gift he had to offer, at the greatest price he could ever pay.  Police
removed from his pockets a rosary, a crucifix, a religious medallion, and a
poem clipped from a magazine.

        The poem reads:

        "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to
tell just when the hands will stop, at late or early hour.  Now is the only
time you own.. Live, love, toil with a will. Place no faith in time.  For
the clock may soon be still."



        STORY NUMBER  TWO

        World War II produced many heroes. One such man was Lieutenant
Commander Butch O'Hare.

        He was a fighter pilot assigned to the aircraft carrier Lexington in
the South Pacific.

        One day his entire squadron was sent on a mission.  After he was
airborne, he looked at his fuel gauge and realized that someone had
forgotten to top off his fuel tank.

        He would not have enough fuel to complete his mission and get back
to his  ship.

        His flight leader told him to return to the carrier.
Reluctantly, he dropped out of formation and headed back to the fleet.

        As he was returning to the mother ship, he saw something that turned
his blood cold; a squadron of Japanese aircraft was speeding its way toward
the American fleet.

        The American fighters were gone on a sortie, and the fleet was all
but defenceless.  He couldn't reach his squadron and bring them back in time
to save the fleet.  Nor could he warn the fleet of the approaching danger.
There was only one thing to do.  He must somehow divert them from the fleet.

        Laying aside all thoughts of personal safety, he dove into the
formation of Japanese planes.  Wing-mounted 50 caliber's blazed as he
charged in, attacking one surprised enemy plane and then another.
Butch wove in and out of the now broken formation and fired at as many
planes as possible until all his ammunition was finally spent.

        Undaunted, he continued the assault.  He dove at the planes, trying
to clip a wing or tail in hopes of damaging as many enemy planes as
possible, rendering them unfit to fly.

        Finally, the exasperated Japanese squadron took off in another
direction.

        Deeply relieved, Butch O'Hare and his tattered fighter limped back
to the carrier.

        Upon arrival, he reported in and related the event surrounding his
return.  The film from the gun-camera mounted on his plane told the tale.
It showed the extent of Butch's daring attempt to protect his fleet.  He
had, in fact, destroyed five enemy aircraft This took place on February 20,
1942 , and for that action Butch became the Navy's first Ace of W.W.II, and
the first Naval Aviator to win the Medal of Honour.

        A year later Butch was killed in aerial combat at the age of 29.
His home town would not allow the memory of this WW II hero to fade, and
today, O'Hare Airport in Chicago is named in tribute to the courage of this
great man.

        So, the next time you find yourself at O'Hare International, give
some thought to visiting Butch's memorial displaying his statue and his
Medal of Honour.  It's located between Terminals 1 and 2.


        SO WHAT DO THESE TWO STORIES HAVE TO DO WITH EACH OTHER?


        Butch O'Hare was "Easy Eddie's" son.


        (Pretty cool, eh !)

Friday, February 15, 2013

"Big Bruddah is upon us..."‏ 'Obama Da Dog'

The irony of a soda pop tax is there are many things that make us obese,
and to single out soda pop is discriminatory.



There is talk of a proposed bill in the state legislature to tax soda pop and other sugary drinks to the tune one cent per ounce. This is  allegedly to help fight obesity? Give me a break. An insider told me this tax will also apply to diet soft drinks, a total hypocrisy since diet soda has no sugar.

The proposed  law is discriminatory. my question is,  what about chocolate covered mac nuts, shaved iced topped off with ice-cream,  Hawaii's favorite plate lunch da Locomoco, cakes, pies , doughnuts, cookies and just plain over indulgence? Why just single out one caloric item?

Moderation is the answer. Why not just tax people going over a 2,000 a day calorie limit?  Just implant a calorie intake counter in every citizen. If this sounds ridiculous so is a soda pop tax, fight for  your right of choice. 

Big brother is upon us, or in Hawaii  let's just  say, Big Bruddah.