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Wednesday, May 8, 2013

"Love On Kauai..." 'Bettejo Dux' (Classic Wednesday)

Bettejo  has lived on Kaua'i over 30 years and is a people lover,
animal lover, lover of life and strikes a dashing yoga pose...
Today she talks  about her love of books! Enjoy...

Love On Kaua'i






Love at first sight. He fell for me, I backed off.  Enormous and gaudy, he always wanted to reach out and grab me. It got to the stage that, whenever I drove my  Skylark into the parking lot, he preened and flirted.  I had to walk by his house every time I entered Dels which put me off, too. He lived in a vast abode right alongside the front door and his noisy screech stopped traffic.

My quiet “Hi” in response  was more a polite recognition than a “It’s good to see you, too,” sort of thing.  I  didn't want to shake his hand.  As a matter of fact, I didn't even want to get  close to him. It was a relationship I tried to avoid.

Jan, the manager of the store, clued me in. “He’s in love,” she said. I groaned.

I seem to attract guys like that. Not my type, you know. All birds fall in love with me. The swans at the Hyatt, in some circles, are called ‘Bettejo’s birds’. They come when I call. I think they think I’m a funny looking bird who got plucked.

After a bit, however, I succumbed. I mean, who could resist Duke’s-that’s his name-romantic advances? We held hand through the bars and he tried to kiss me. He moved in when Del’s closed and the day he came through the gates-cage and all-he whooped  a “HI” they heard in town. He lived, as Jan said, when she saw his new digs, in bird heaven. No longer confined to his cage, when he wanted company he’d stroll on down. Once I had a Quaker-go-to-meeting meeting here and he joined in silent vigil.

He flew away last Thursday. First glorious flight. His cheerful “Hi” sprang from a tree, not from the wrought iron gate where he lived.  Between then and Tuesday, when we finally caught him, he’d flown in the highest, skimpiest branches of seven tall trees. The first two were in his own territory, the third was in an Avatar banyan across the street and up a steep wet, slippery red mud bank. 

When Kauai got hit with a deluge, thunder and lightning, crashes and bangs, rain like water sloshing from a hydrant overhead, and a flooded road to cross, they  became an obstacle course contributing to the melee. I sat in the rain by the side of the road in stinking sweats and red foul weather gear talking to a tree. I slid down banks. I crawled up slopes. Trespassed. Tried to avoid barbed wire claws. I spotted him but nothing I did could coax him down. Hungry and cold and scared nothing I  did helped. Once below him in the tree, though, he never took his eyes off me. But his voice got weaker.

Every morning I’d wake up thinking this was the day I’d find him dead.

When he flew to a tree by the side of the road I called the fire department. Wonderful guys. They got here pronto, spent the day, and we got lucky. The sun came out and a power line looped and galloped right in front of my gate.

A darling lady at 911 called the power company for me and they showed up with a huge white cherry picker and more wonderful guys who got in the act. Traffic got stopped. Roofs and tall timber got climbed. A great guy from the power company in a high white bucket thing caught him once. He got away. But luck was with us this time, too. He flew down. I  reached him. Fed him. He scarfed  a  bag of peanuts before I got him on a perch. He tried to bite me but I held fast his feet, threw a towel around him, and, with the help of a burly fireman, who kept me on my feet,we raced with him to the barn.

Not an ounce of  love got lost in Kalaheo Tuesday. All because of a bird named Duke. What won’t people do for love?






This blog also appeared in Bettejo's Kauai garden Island news weekly  column on Sunday May 5,2013
http://thegardenisland.com/lifestyles/pets/love-on-kaua-i/article_7bbe467a-b552-11e2-9ac9-0019bb2963f4.html

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Tuesday, May 7, 2013

"A Republican Lawyer with a Lexus ..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)


Dakinetalks favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
is back talking about a another one of his favorite subjects, Lawyers!
"Unc" is a retired cinematographer currently living 
on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu.



A Republican Lawyer with a Lexus


After collecting his share of  war profits from the GW Bush gang,A Washington attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again. 

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing ? It was severed when the truck hit you!"
"OH, MY GOD !!!" screamed the lawyer.

"My Rolex !!!"

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Sunday, May 5, 2013

"NBA Player comes out, who cares..." James "Kimo" Rosen"





The May 8, 2013 edition of Sports Illustrated  features Jason Collins,
about a professional gay basketball player coming out of the closest.
should this be reason enough to make front cover of Sports Illustrated?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/magazine/news/20130429/jason-collins-reveals-gay-nba-arn-tellem/


Aloha, Check out my opinion article in the (05-06-13) edition of the  Kaua'i Garden Island News, " What's News Anymore?"(Same as Blog)
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-monday-may/article_fcdf109e-b60c-11e2-b46e-0019bb2963f4.html


You may call me old school since I don't understand why a NBA player  coming out of the closest  claiming he is gay makes front cover of Sports Illustrated?
http://www.justjared.com/2013/04/29/nba-player-jason-collins-comes-out-as-gay-man/

If Jason Collins had   broke a record, scored 50 points  or done something  remarkable in his Basketball profession he deserves to be the cover story of Sports Illustrated.

Just because you are gay is not reason enough to make the cover of Sports Illustrated.

On the other hand, if Tom Brady just led his team to a Superbowl victory, gay or straight that's a cover story.

Now if  a player  is not gay or doesn't have an imaginary girlfriend what can they do to make sports history?  I quit.


Hana Hou, (Encore)  Shared from Facebook...



If Manti or his family are upset they need to get over themselves, heck, look at President Obama making fun of himself at the Whitehouse correspondence dinner, calling himself all sorts of things. Manti needs to be happy there talking about him, when they stop talking that's concern to worry. A cartoon or when they make a satire of you on Saturday live is the ultimate form of flattery meaning you've made it big!

https://twitter.com/sdutBreen/status/329030685941706752/photo/1

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/eye-on-football/22170272/san-diego-newspaper-cartoonist-mocks-manti-teos-fake-girlfriend


Aloha, Check out my opinion article in the  (05-06-13) edition of thew  Kaua'i Garden Island News, " What's News Anymore?"
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-monday-may/article_fcdf109e-b60c-11e2-b46e-0019bb2963f4.html

" TIME TO PROTECT THOSE EYES..." 'Judith Whitehead' (Inspiration Sunday)

"Guest-blogger Judith Whitehead lives in Amherst N.Y. and has worked in the
 ophthalmology field of medicine for over 30 years...
Today she talks about the joy of yard-work and to remember
 to protect your eyes,...Enjoy...  ;D)



TIME TO PROTECT THOSE EYES

It's Spring here on the East Coast and we are seeing many eye injuries coming in lately; eye protection people.

Yard work and lawn work, planting, trimming, digging, etc, all are done without thinking of protecting the eyes. Goggles or glasses do a lot for covering the eyes from flying debris,  branches jumping out and objects flying into the eyes from grass cutting.  

Sometimes we are so excited to once again work in the yard we forget about the really important things.  Don't get an abrasion, infection or injury to your eyes; protect them before you enter the yard and enjoy the great weather.

Hana Hou, (Encore)  Shared from Facebook...




Friday, May 3, 2013

"George W. Bush Goes to the bank..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau'

Chester "Unc" Lau a retired Cinematographer currently residing
on the Hawaiian island Oahu talks story  about ex-President George W. Bush



"W" Goes To Da Bank

Ex President George W.Bush walks into a local bank in Crawford,Texas  to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier:
"It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

Bush:
"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am  George W.Bush, the former President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!"

Cashier:
"Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of9/11, impostors, forgers, money laundering, and bad mortgage underwriting not to mention requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Bush:
“Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier:
"I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Bush:
"I am urging you, please, to cash this check. I need to buy a gift for Laura for Valentine’s Day"

Cashier:
"Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into one of our bank branches without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a coffee cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.”
“Another time, Andre Agassi came into the same place without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in a coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check.
So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?"

Bush stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I don’t have a clue. except starting a few more wars ”

Cashier:
"Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"

Hana Hou, (Encore) Shared from Facebook...


My favorite joke from the Whitehouse Correspondence Dinner;
“Second term, you need a burst of new energy, try some new things. And my team and I talked about it. We were willing to try anything. So we borrowed one of Michelle’s tricks.” —President Obama at the 04-27-13 White House Correspondents’ Dinner: http://wh.gov/tzf5

Thursday, May 2, 2013

"A World Without Books..." 'Bettejo Dux' (Classic Thursday)




Bettejo  has lived on Kaua'i over 30 years and is a people lover,
animal lover, lover of life and strikes a dashing yoga pose...
Today she talks  about her love of books! Enjoy...


                               

A World Without Books


Chris Hedges indicated in his book Death of the Liberal Class, if we didn't find a way to change things-'rebel don't revolt'-  we will end up in  a world in which we would  not want to live. I agree.

I could not live, I would not want to live, in a world without books. I am surrounded by books. On just about every subject: History, Nutrition, Psychology, Math, Fiction, Poetry. You name it. There is very little I need to know about the world that I can't find in a book here somewhere.

I don't read books. I consume them. I turn down the pages, write in the margins, fight with the authors on a variety of different subjects. I can go back to this very same book, sitting on a dusty shelf, sneeze, open it up and peruse the margins. The arguments. I can actually see how I've grown, or  changed, or gone down a different path.

Books are my friends. I've-I should say my family-has  carried them about in our travels for years. Fifty. Sixty. Books beloved in my childhood. Alice in Wonderland. The Jungle Book.  My husband was n love with Kipling's poetry. I was in love with Rikki Tikki Tavi.  Shere Khan. Mowgli.

I took an acid trip-one-in the sixties and went down Alice's rabbit hole. One of the most beautiful. mind-blowing-experiences in my life. So beautiful I never took another, Thinking: what if it were as bad as this one was good? Actually, I don't think my mind would send me on a bad one and, maybe, like Timothy Leary- the father of LSD-I'll go out on one.

I'll set the scene. Out in my jungle, under a blazing blanket  of stars, a setting moon, overwhelmed by the scent of Sanseseria and Plumeria, sung to by a whisper soft breeze, a cricket  song, surrounded by my beloved animals-my horse, I'll aways have one- my dog. Maybe Duke, my macaw-who will outlive me- standing vigilant  guard, a silent winged guide. I'll clutch in my hand my favorite book, maybe the battered and tattered  Thurber Carnival. Sip  slowly a glass of cold Chardonnay- how will that go with acid, I wonder-and hele on.

But I digress.

I have  in my reference library a MCMLXX MCMLXXV (my computer does not even recognize this) copy of Funk and Wagnalls New Encyclopedia in which in volume P, there are ten pages about Palestine and a beautiful picture of Dorothy Rothschild,  better known as Dorothy Parker, (1893-1967). Maybe I'll take that, too.

Dorothy's dead and gone.   Once I had a very nasty generals wife tell me there was not, nor had there ever been, a country named Palestine. She lied through her teeth.However, I do have a recent copy of one of the silly modern paperbacks-The Far East for Dummies,whatever-that never even mentions it. An entire country down the memory hole.

Goebbels said, "...if you lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually believe it."

Aldous Huxley said, "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."

Understandable why Hitler burned books.

Maybe I'll have a Viking's Funeral with my books as tinder.

Hell no. I'll leave them behind for dumbed down brown-shirted Americans to roast what's left of their empty brains in.

A world without books? No thanks.

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Wednesday, May 1, 2013

"My One Thousandth Blathering Blog..." 'James "Kimo" Rosen'

One of the things I am most proud of on Kaua'i was leading the
Pro-Superferry Rallies...This started my interest in blogging, politics and blathering...


My 1,000TH Blathering Blog

I continue on my daily blathering blog sojourn, through the blogosphere of the cyber-wold, anticipating the day I reach blog #1,000. That day is today!

First, I wish to thank all of the people who have guest-blogged over the years and most important the readers. We have gone from 15-20 hits a day to an average of 300 hits a day, somewhere between 200 and 400 depending on how the stars align.

I was going to quit and retire as a blogger at 1,000 but was encouraged by many fans of the blog to carry on.  I have also become addicted to blogging, it is an adrenaline rush having a daily blog and is one of the main things I look forward to on a daily basis.

The main question I am asked, "is a daily blog hard to commit to?" Not really because many times I write 5 or more blogs a day and on my administration page I am always 14-20 blogs ahead. The blogs are scheduled to run automatically, even If I die Dakinetalk blog will continue for a few weeks even after I am gone there will be one blog born to carry on, carry on...  

... And now that I have  reached my historic one thousandth blog I will do an edit to make a book out of the best of the best  blogs  I penned that have appeared over the last 4 years.

My first idea for a name is the Blathering blogger..?  Any suggestions?

 Ten years ago if you would had told me I would have been publishing a daily blog, I would had replied, "What's a blog..?" 

Ten years from now if you tell me my blog book is on the N.Y. Times best seller list, I will know I have died and gone to heaven.

"What's next..?"

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