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Saturday, August 25, 2012

"Kaua'i Theme Park..." 'Obama Da Dog'

Kaua'i says no to everything...


I am sitting down taking out my GMO modified corn on the cob from a super market plastic bag  from Honolulu. The corn is sweet as sugar as I began to fantasize about  cruising on a Ferry boat from Kaua'i to Oahu.
There is talk about opening up a theme park on Kaua'i .

I interlude and give my opinion on a name for the theme park!   The theme park would be barren land, with nothing on it, no telephone polls, lights, buildings, parking lot, nothing, just land. it would be called,  Oy vey! Welcome to 21st century Kaua'i!
 

Hana Hou, (Encore) Shared from Facebook...

Aloha all,  

I stole this from someone else's Facebook page (thanks Warren), because  a) I could  and b) I think it's hilarious.  Hope you enjoy it (almost as much as you might enjoy one of my books).

Friday, August 24, 2012

"A note from the wife..." "Marvin Gross' (Source)

Marvin Gross is a financial consultant
currently residing in Western, New York.
Today he shares a note from his wife...
The wife left a note on the fridge.........
"It's not working!! I can't take it anymore; I've gone to stay at my Mothers!"

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was still cold.........

What the hell is she talking about?!

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Thursday, August 23, 2012

"Looking up..!" 'James "Kimo" Rosen' (Aloha Friday)

Not everyone will make it to heaven, some people have done bad things, and according to their faiths will not go to heaven.


Many people when talking about the deceased say they are looking down on us from heaven above.
People assume their friends, relatives and loved ones all went to heaven, however most people who believe in heaven also believe in hell.

Not everyone will make it to heaven, some people have done bad things, and according to their faiths will not go to heaven.

How many times have you heard  someone say, I feel my parents are looking up at me from below?

Therefore as my friends and ancestors look up at me from the heat below, all I can say is nice looking down on you.


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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

"My last trip to Costco..." Obama da Dog (Source)


"Costco is a cult, a way of life and the
best way to shop!"

Costco is Obama da dogs
favorite store... If only they
would institute rope lines
at the Kaua'i outdoor food-court
to make things run smoother...

  Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Obama, the Wonder Dog. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was Laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the World to think of crazy things to say.

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A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Fascism..." 'Bettejo Dux' (Classic Wednesday)

Guest-blogger Bettejo Dux is one of Kauai's most interesting people, she has lived on the cosmic island of Kaua'i for over 40 years... She is an animal lover, people lover and enjoys life to the fullest.  Elections are around the corner and today Bettejo talks about  the killing machine, politics and more. The above photo was taken on 08-12-12 (her 82nd Birthday)  in Bettejo's favorite room in her house, the room with all the books...www.bettejodux.com
Fascism...

Isn't that an awful word?  Many like to ‘believe’…would certainly prefer to ‘believe’…the concept died at the end of the Second World War with Benito Mussolini. Did it? Call it something else and therefore the reality it exists isn't. It’s so Orwellian it boggles.

I would like to begin by quoting Benito. He said, “We do not have to be the century of socialism, liberalism and democracy.”Think about that. There is certainly a great frothing at the mouth about the very idea of socialism, although most  frothers don’t even know what it means. It’s an economic term. We know that today-we can measure- the happiest people on earth live in secular, socialistic democracies. A socialistic economic structure is a middle way between communism and capitalism which are also economic terms. Factor in taxes, which exists which ever which way you wander and  about which our very own Benjamin Franklin said,”Our Constitution is in actual operation: everything appears to promise it will last: but in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.”

When you look at the pie chart of Federal spending-taxes- you find these numbers: one says thirty cents out of every tax dollar the government spends goes to the military, the other says forty six cents goes to the military.  Either way we plunk an awful lot of  tax dollars into the killing machine.

If this were your household budget you’d be spending 30 or 46 cents out of every dollar you earn killing rats, and, unfortunately, the stuff you’re using to kill rats isn't working, it seems to create more rats thereby making it necessary for you to buy more rat poison to kill more and more rats. As the rat population grows the expense to kill them goes up and the rent doesn't get paid, the kids don’t get fed, old folks who need medical attention don’t, the roof leaks, and  you’re working your butt off buying rat poison. Eventually this economic truth does the domino theory shuffle and lots of other things-books, non-essentials, stuff- falls off the economic map and puts people out of work. People who write books, sell books, and other stuff lose their jobs because you can’t afford to buy these things. Eventually, you end up there, too. So, if communism doesn't work and socialism is out of the question we’re stuck with an economic structure hitting the skids. Hear those domino's clicking?

…and we haven’t even got to democracy. There are many in this country who remind us, on every occasion, that we are a Republic not a democracy. But many of us find it strange that much of our military budget goes into pushing that which we don’t want or have into foreign countries who don’t have it. But we’re certainly on the Mussolini path. No democracy, no socialism here, by George.

Then there’s the word liberal. Another mouth frother. Liberal is all tied up with secular which is all tied up with religion which is all tied up with fascism, ask Benito. Isn't  that where we came in?

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Bettejo  also  publishes her own blog column.
You can check it out at ;  http://www.bettejo.wordpress.com   Besides her blog she recently published and authored the humorous fiction book, "The Scam," check it out at(www.bettejodux.com) or  on Amazon.
http://www.bettejodux.com/

Monday, August 20, 2012

"Serenity Now..." 'James "kimo" Rosen'

Eric Briksa enjoys a delicacy at Costco outdoor
cafe in Lihu'e, Hawai'i. A giant hot-dog and giant drink
still only $1.50! One can't even buy a soft drink
for that price at most places.
Aloha, Check out my Opinion article in the October 15,2012 edition of the  Kaua'i Garden Island news, " Serenity Now." It's about Costco outdoor cafe!http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-monday-oct/article_98c1583a-1691-11e2-ad86-001a4bcf887a.html
 
Serenity Now

Costco outdoor cafe in Lihu'e is  still the place  to go on for an inexpensive  meal on the cosmic island of Kaua'i. No membership card is asked for at the outdoor cafe, so anyone, even non-members line up in the never ending lines on a daily basis.
Where else can you get a 100% 1/4 lb plus beef frank  with  optional sauerkraut and a refillable 24 oz. soft drink for $1.50?

Costco  outdoor cafe  still has not grasped the aged old  concept of 'roped of lines' as banks and most fast food restaurants employ ,where the next person in any line  goes to the next available ordering window.  

Remember, just have patience in case you pick the wrong line and the person in front of you happens to be  ordering for the tour bus in the parking lot. In that case just repeat after me, "Serenity now..." 

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Aloha, Check out my Opinion article in the October 15,2012 edition of the  Kaua'i Garden Island news, " Serenity Now." It's about Costco outdoor cafe!http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-monday-oct/article_98c1583a-1691-11e2-ad86-001a4bcf887a.html
 

Sunday, August 19, 2012

"All it takes is one person..." 'Judith whitehead' (Inspiration Monday)

"Guest-blogger Judith Whitehead lives in Amherst N.Y. and has worked in the ophthalmology field of medicine for over 30 years..." Judy talks about paying it forward in all caps... ;D) Enjoy...

 ALL IT TAKES IS ONE PERSON

SOME DAYS WHEN WORKING IN THE MEDICALFIELD YOU GET ONE DIFFICULT PATIENT AFTER ANOTHER; SOME ARE UNHAPPY AND WANT TO SHARE ALL THEIR TROUBLES WITH YOU OR TAKE IT OUT ON YOU. 

ALL IT TAKES IS ONE PERSON TO APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORTS AND SHARE THOSE THOUGHTS WITH YOU.  IT CAN TURN YOUR WHOLE DAY AROUND.

IT'S SOMETHING TO KEEP IN MIND...TRY AND PAY IT FORWARD DURING YOUR DAY. IT WILL MAKE YOU AND THE OTHER PERSON FEEL GREAT, WORTHWHILE AND MAKE THEIR DAY.

Hana Hou #1 (Encore) Jewish Trivia...


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Jewish Trivia (You may or may not know - Enjoy!)
The Rooseveltscid:X.MA2.1256918143@aol.com were Jewish Dutch, arriving in NYC in 1682 (Originally named
Claes Rosenvelt before name change to Nicholas Roosevelt) Sarah Delano,
FDR's mother, was descended from Sephardic Jews.
Joseph Stalincid:X.MA3.1256918143@aol.com was originally named Joseph David Djugashvili (translating into "son of a Jew.") As well, all 3 of the women he married were Jewish.

Dwight Eisenhower'scid:X.MA4.1256918143@aol.com father was a Swedish Jew and was so identified in the
West Point Yearbook of 1915.


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