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Tuesday, November 10, 2015

"THE PROVINCES..." Bettejo Dux' (Vintage Bettejo)


Bettejo Dux has lived on the cosmic Garden
 Island of Kaua'i for over 40 years.
Bettejo is a regular opinion writer in the Garden Island news
 and is the author of the famed novella, "The Scam." 
 Her latest fiction"Children of extinction"
 is now  released and available on Amazon!
Bettejo has a gift of mingling
 the present, the past, and the future. 
THE PROVINCES


I'm the lady from the provinces. In fact,  I'm  an expatriate at heart.
Bettejo breaking bread and
 discussing life with her friend
and mentor, Richard Dawkins.



 At 36 I'd spent as much time living abroad as I had living at home and Kauai was about as far out as you could get without a Passport.
It was a feudal state. Sugar was King. Sugar, that historically  infamous dollar crop, held  sway.  Those glorious fields, that glorious crop, that  long green, dancing- in- the- wind grass that worked  two long years keeping our air the freshest,  the healthiest in the world. (Maybe that's why so many of us who lived  those years ripened so well.) Their beauty. Yellow tasseled heads stopped traffic as did a spectacular death in red/gold flames early in the quiet winds of morning. An occasional flume of gray throat- itching smoke belched by, but we  forgave it that.
Bettejo enjoys time with her
friend Aristotle


There were hundreds  of miles of bridle paths,  maintained just for me and my entourage--one horse, two ponies running  free-- and so many dogs I've lost count. We often  encountered a cane truck or a helicopter and our jaunts always crossed with  the field hands who greeted us with soft  smiles and friendly  greetings, "Good morning, Mrs. Bill Dux," they'd call and  I'd smile  back. They were as much a part of this enchanting landscape as the cane itself. The cane mules, during planting season, brayed  love  to my frolicky leopard--Beauregard the gaudy Appaloosa--who pranced by, head up, tail high.

Truly, I could not imagine a more delightful way to spend a morning. To begin a day. To face the coming hours  of work and play and who- knows- what- else lay ahead.


Just as sugar was King,  so were the managers. The department heads were lords and ladies of the manor. I was not much into the social life, women in America are much different from women who--excepting those in the military or Embassy world who were always the same-- lived in a cosmopolitan community abroad.

We lived on the water. Kept our beloved Warpath at anchor in front of the house, my horses in the red barn across the way. Somehow Bill and I managed to combine, successfully, the horsey and  sailing set. Sailing these water--Bill and I--was too vast another world to describe briefly. But at night, beneath a sparkle strewn sky  and moon wide wonder--no phones, no worldly distractions--was an experience that kept our feet planted firmly on solid ground when they had to be. We lost Warpath during Ewa and Flash, Beau and Billy are buried here. Bill's ashes scattered.

Today it's a third world. The rich. The poor. Cane is a dear memory lost in concrete- coated  madness.  I see more cars driving to Lihue than there were on the Island 46 years ago. We've traffic jams--engine to hatchback-- expelling so much CO2 it's a wonder any of us survive. Let's don't talk about toxic sprays.
Some people call this progress?

Bettejo's new priceless possession is Richard Dawkins' "Brief  Candle in the Dark."


Editor's note, Dakinetalk guest bloggers do not necessarily represent the opinions of dakinetalk. Guest bloggers are given space to express their beliefs and or opinions. We feel there are many roads and like to give people space to express their thoughts,after-all that's what dakine is...
Aloha, James "Kimo" Rosen---Blogger-n-chief, dakinetalk blog---




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Everything changes... Honolulu once a rural town...


Monday, November 9, 2015

"There's a lady named Siri..." 'James "Kimo" Rosen' (Kimo's world #97)

James "Kimo" Rosen was one of the last people
in America without a cell phone.
Rosen currently talks to 'Siri' on a regular basis.
Rosen  lives with his best friend
 and spiritual advisor Obama  Da Dog
on the cosmic Garden Island of Kauai...
Kimo's world #97

This blog also appeared in the 12-14-15 edition the Kaua'i Garden Island news;
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-dec/article_4595155a-a21d-11e5-8fb5-23d191d6f275.html

There's a lady named Siri

I was always somewhat proud to tell people that  I was one of the last people in America to not have a cell phone. That all changed on my last trip to the United States of America. My cousin Ron kept teasing me about living in a third world country--- and this and that and the other thing...

Cousin Ron and  James "Kimo" Rosen
at the local Holocaust memorial
at the Jewish center of Greater Buffalo.


 Finally he said, "you really need to get an iPhone."  I said, I can't afford an iPhone and I really don't want one. He said, "how about  I take you to the iPhone store right now and I buy you an iPhone?" 'You serious?' "yeah I'm serious." he said.

My life has changed, it is much different, I now take pictures with my telephone and talk to people on my camera. I listen to music on Pandora for free, anything form traditional Jewish folk songs to rock-n-roll and in between.

There's a lady named 'Siri,' you can ask any question  your mind can conjure up, or for directions to anywhere in the world and she will direct you there since the iPhone knows your coordinates of longitude and latitude. I can video chat with any other person with an iPhone, Skype or Facetime on Facebook.
This meme was used on
Facebook to promote this blog


I did not even have to type this blog, I dictated it to the the iPhone. The  only mistake Siri made in typing was calling dictation, "Dick Tation!."
And that could had been my fault for improper pronunciation.

 I am waiting for when an app is invented where we can teleport ourselves to anywhere in the world. I am sure that time is coming.

You can also ask Siri fun questions when you are bored. I once asked Siri if she would would marry me. Her reply was, "I sure have gotten a lot of marriage proposals lately, I'm sorry, I am not human so I must decline.


Cousin Ron,  I thank you from the bottom of my heart for bringing me up-to-date in technology and for your friendship and  love, all of which I've missed for so many years.









An interview with Siri (Susan Bennett)
http://susielindau.com/2015/02/16/voice-of-siri-susan-bennett-interview/


P.S.~~~Check out this Youtube, this one has the facts and is funny to boot. I am infatuated with Siri! I love you Siri!
Check out the  real woman on this Youtube video behind Siri. (Susan Bennett)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8apC9Qb_hCc


Wikipedia on Susan  Bennett;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Bennett


Cousin Ron has the sports hat and red sweat shirt.. Others in photo;
Left  side and around,
Cousins Deb, Sue, Jim, Larkin, Em
(Sister Linda standing)and Kevin, back to Ron...

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Saturday, November 7, 2015

"Computer blues..." 'Judith Whitehead' (Inspiration Sunday)

Judith Whitehead lives in Amherst New York
( A suburb of Buffalo, N.Y.)
 and has worked in the ophthalmology
 field of medicine for over 30 years


Computer blues..

This week  I am totally out of sync... 

My old computer suddenly would not boot up. I have grown attached to the old  girl. she is six years old and has been in repair before--first a new battery, and new keyboard and now she faces a new hard drive.




I am hoping for the best. I could buy a new one for a little more than the hard drive, etc, however  she looks so good, not a scratch on her and has carried me through some tough times.  

Thank goodness I had the foresight to back her up when she started acting funny.  Hoping I can reload her new hard drive good as new?

Keeping my fingers crossed that the computer Doc can fix her--hate breaking in new electronics.


Judy, Judy, Judy!  ;-)







P.S.
True story, I fact checked this at multiple sources. An easy way to make a few bucks!Selling your poop for good money, no sh-t.
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/01/30/you-can-sell-your-poop-for-13000-a-year.html

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Friday, November 6, 2015

"Veterans day-Remembrance day..." 'Kit Ellison' (Source) (Special Thanks To All Vets)



Editor's note;

Special thanks to my Dear friend Kit Ellison for sending dakinetalk the 'Remembrance day' thoughts and another story about a special hero, her own father who rescued a Rabbi. These are all true stories
Dedicated to all vets and our other dear friend 'Unc.' May I say thank you to every vet that happens upon this blog.  Mahalo Nui Loa, (Thank you very much!)
James "Kimo" Rosen
Blogger-n-chief, dakinetalk blog
A special thanks to our friend Chester "Unc" Lau
and all others that have served in the military.
Mahalo Nui Loa and G-d bless America

above photo is Unc during the Korean war days.


Veterans day-Remembrance day
Special Thanks To All Vets




It is the VETERAN , not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion.

 It is the VETERAN , not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press.

 It is the VETERAN , not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech.

 It is the VETERAN , not the campus organizer, who has given us freedom to assemble.

 It is the VETERAN , not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial.

 It is the VETERAN , not the politician, Who has given us the right to vote.

 It is the VETERAN , who salutes the Flag, It is the VETERAN , who serves under the Flag, ETERNAL REST GRANT UNTO THEM, O LORD, AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON THEM.
Mahalos to Unc and to all our
family and friends who have served our
great country!
  A special hero story about my Dear friend Kit Ellison's dad as told by Kit;

My father told us a story of being in WW ll. The rabbi from his division was captured. His lieutenant said to leave him as he was 1 man and the lieutenant wasn't about to lose 6 to save 1. My dad went back alone, quietly captured each German soldier and rescued the rabbi. When the rabbi saw it was my father he asked dad why? After all I am a Jew. Dad said he looked him in the eye and said, so what?  I'm an Indian! Now can we get our butts out of here? They took their prisoners back with them. 😊  Dad earned 6 more eagle feathers that day and a months KP but he said it was worth it. No matter what you call Him, God, Great Spirit, Greater Being, it all boils down to God  and my father knew it. Rabbi Rosenblat agreed as he was the one dad saved. 


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The same is true for Veterans day!




Thursday, November 5, 2015

"PSYCHIATRIST Vs BARTENDER..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
"Unc"  is really passionate about creating a national Caregivers day.
Any help , support or ideas would be greatly appreciated...
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
"I am PRO-CHOICE ON EVERYTHING WITH RESPONSIBILITY..."

PSYCHIATRIST Vs BARTENDER 

  EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO, I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:  
  
I've got problems.  Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared, I think I'm going crazy. 
  
 Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink.  Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears. 
  
How much do you charge?  
  
 Eighty dollars per visit,  replied the doctor.  
  
I'll sleep on it, I said.  
  
Six months later, the doctor met me on the street. Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having? He asked.  
  
Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week, for a year, is $12,480.00.  A bartender cured me for $10.00.  I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new Mecedes.  
  
Is that so? With a bit of an attitude, he said,  and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you ? 
  
He told me to cut the legs off the bed.  Ain't nobody under there now.  
  
FORGET THE SHRINKS...  
HAVE A DRINK AND TALK TO A BARTENDER !  
IT'S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION ! 
  
  

 A note to Unc from Jack Lord star of the original Hawaii Five-O,
where "Unc" worked as a cinematographer
"The ultimate way to start the day, with a Kaua'i Sunrise meme"

If you would like to see your own personal quote
on a breathtaking Kaua'i sunrise photo please contact
James "Kimo" Rosen


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Wednesday, November 4, 2015

"Brief Candle in the Dark..." 'Bettejo Dux' (Vintage Bettejo)


Bettejo Dux has lived on the cosmic Garden
 Island of Kaua'i for over 40 years.
Bettejo is a regular opinion writer in the Garden Island news
 and is the author of the famed novella, "The Scam." 
 Her latest fiction"Children of extinction"
 is now  released and available on Amazon!
Bettejo has a gift of mingling
 the present, the past, and the future. 
Brief Candle in the Dark

Bettejo with her mentor Richard Dawkins on her left



Cherish books. Be determined never to  live without them. They're difficult to keep in the tropics but try. I have books I've carted around the world for fifty years.  They've seen the world. Many are worn, many are torn, many are frayed--held together with scotch tape, paper clips and duct tape--but all sit on my shelves and are dearest friends. I'm holding a hard bound--once upon a time--Thesaurus, with pages so messed up, so strung out, so dangling,  I wonder through words like a kid lost in a fairy tale  forest.

Words. Twenty-seven letters in the English alphabet strung together into meaning. Nouns, adjectives, verbs, adverbs. The primary colors writers use to paint pictures with black ink on white  paper.

A recent book that found my desk is a New York bestseller, Sense of Style,  the Thinking Person's Guide to Writing in the 21st Century, by Steven Pinker. He claims, rightly, writing can be a form of pleasurable mastery and intellectual  fascination.  Delightful. Explosive. I recommend it to all  writers.


His incredible wife's --Rebecca Newberger Goldstein--new book 36 Arguments for the Existence of God, is beyond a must read. If  you love to laugh, enjoy wit, brilliance  and entertainment  find this 'literary miracle'. It's sad we don't have a bookstore on Kauai. We're so backwoodsy. Order it from Barnes and Noble or our very own used bookstore  in Hanapepe.




But my most priceless new possession is Richard Dawkins' Brief  Candle in the Dark. It's signed. I carry it with me wherever I go. There's always a park bench, a chair at a table,  some shade beneath a tree. Started reading it on the plane flying home.  Can't put it down. I'm trying to read all three at the same time.

Richard is 'one of the best nonfiction writers alive today', says Steven Pinker and he should know.
Bettejo  & Richard Dawkins share
 a meal and conversation...


What I loved is the earthiness of it. Richard's incredible life, his  mind, his charm.  His story telling ability. Soon you feel you know his family, his wife--the beautiful actress and artist Lala---to whom the book is dedicated and who paints all his ties.  (Queen Elizabeth complained about one of them he wore to lunch.) You fall in love with his daughter, Juliet, who became 'a fourteen- year- old hero'  when her mother died of cancer. All his friends become your friends. All his adventures become your adventures. He writes about people we all love, John Cleese, Carl Sagan, Ann Druyan. I think he knows everybody. He sounds a trumpet blast for truth. He cares.

"Richard always writes like he's telling a story, which is why so many of us non-science people understand science better than we used to. But when the story' s his own life, it's doubly compelling." BILL MAHER.

Someone  cautioned me, quoting 1 Corinthian 1:25-18 , “I will destroy the wisdom of the wise;
the intelligence of the intelligent I will frustrate.”

....blessed are the dense for they will inherit the earth?

Let us hope not.
Bettejo's new priceless possession is Richard Dawkins' "Brief  Candle in the Dark."

 You can order Richard Dawkin's book directly from Amazon:


Bettejo provided the quote on 
the enclosed Kauai sunrise meme!



Editor's note, Dakinetalk guest bloggers do not necessarily represent the opinions of dakinetalk. Guest bloggers are given space to express their beliefs and or opinions. We feel there are many roads and like to give people space to express their thoughts,after-all that's what dakine is...
Aloha, James "Kimo" Rosen---Blogger-n-chief, dakinetalk blog---


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Tuesday, November 3, 2015

"WHY SHARKS CIRCLE YOU BEFORE ATTACKING..." 'Robert Bitos Gandia' (Source)

Guest-blogger,Robert Bitos Gandia
.Robert is an avid cook (ono gandule rice) and always laughing!!
Robert lives in Kekaha on Kauai's west-side and loves football!!
Bitos is an avid Cheeseburger connoisseur!


WHY SHARKS CIRCLE YOU BEFORE ATTACKING...





Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.
"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."
And they did.


"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Now we eat everybody."
And they did.

When they were both gorged , the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better if you scare the shit out of them first!"
No need to thank me . I just try to learn something new every day!






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