"Revised Alphabet..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (source)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)

"Unc"  is really passionate about creating a national Caregivers day.

'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 

He is a retired cinematographer,

 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...

 Revised Alphabet 

A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said.  But let's be a bit more realistic instead. 

 Now The Alphabet: 

A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, 

C's the chest pains,perhaps car-di-ac? 

D is for dental decay and decline, 

E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for farting and fluid retention, 

G is for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention. 

H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; 

I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,

K is for knees that crack when they bend.

L 's for libido, what happened to sex? 

M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; 

O is for osteo, bones that don't grow! 

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? 

R is for reflux, one meal turns to two. 

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, 

T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; troubles with flow; 

V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know. 

W for worry, now what's going 'round? 

X is for X ray, and what might be found.

 Y for another year I'm left here behind,

Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind! 

 I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed! 

 HAVE A GREAT DAY !    

  

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