"Divorce, after 45 years of marriage..." 'Obama Da Dog' (Source)

Obama Da Dog found  something on Facebook that made sense.
She wants to share this story with the world...

Divorce, after 45 years of marriage

An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "

Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!". 

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. 

I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone. 

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."

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"One liners for seniors..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalks favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)

 talks  about  many things we now know will soon be no more.

"Unc" is a retired cinematographer currently living 

on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu & giving the politicians a bad time...

 One liners for seniors

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can 
have sex at 68. I'm so happy, because I live at number 72.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. 
And it's the same side of the street.I don't even have 
to cross the road!
~~~~~ 
Answering machine message,
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message
after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the
changes."
~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without
forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer
for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
~~~~~
The quote of the month is by Jay Leno: "With hurricanes, tornado's, fires out
of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms
tearing up the country from one end to another,
and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks,
are we sure this is a good time to take
God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"
~~~~~
For those that prefer to think that God is not watching over us....
go ahead and delete this. For the rest of us...pass this on!

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"Refractive Surgery…is it for me..?" 'Judith Whitehead' (Inspiration Sunday)

Judith Whitehead  lives in Amherst, N.Y. and has
worked in the ophthalmology field of medicine for
over 30 years.

Refractive Surgery…is it for me?

I have been working in the medical field of Ophthalmology for the last 30 years and I have seen numerous advances in the field; one being refractive surgery.  Refractive surgery is a process in which
the surgeon can reduce a persons’ nearsightedness or farsightedness or astigmatism    with treatments to the cornea,  in a free standing surgical suite in a matter of minutes.  

There are several ways to correct this including Lasik, laser assisted in Situ Keratomileusis,  which is one of the most popular in our area.The eye is numbed with a local anesthetic and the cornea  is carefully sculpted into a shape that requires little or no prescription to see clearly.  The laser actually changes the shape of the cornea therefore changing your refractive error or prescription needed to see clearly.  This treatment is being constantly improved on and becoming more streamlined every year. Also the price for the procedurecan vary among professionals as well as their skill set.

People have this procedure done to reduce or eliminate the need for glasses but there are many things to consider before jumping into this procedure.  Age is a big deciding factor and should be carefully
considered.  If you are above the age of 40 there will be a strong possibility that you will need reading glasses afterwards.  If your natural near sight is being corrected permanently,  you will no longer be able to read closely without your glasses; your natural near sight will be gone.  Distance will be improved upon but not reading for the presbyopes.  If you have very dry eyes this may not be the procedure for you.  

This surgical correction may make the dryness worse and more difficult to treat  and cause other complications with an unpredictable  outcome. If you are developing cataracts and foresee the need for surgery in the near future to remove them, then wait until that time to alter your refractive outcome.  Just by removing the cataract, or lens of the eye, you will then have the chance to get rid of your near or far farsightedness at that time.  

Lastly and most importantly, choose your surgeon carefully.  You want to pick an ophthalmologist that has done many many procedures and does then regularly.  If you choose a surgeon that just “dabbles” in the procedure, you are risking a successful outcome.  Price is not always the deciding factor when you
are dealing with your precious eyes, competency and perfection comes first.

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Enjoy the Super Bowl!

"Where is technology when you need it..?‏" 'James "Kimo" Rosen'

James “Kimo” Rosen is a retired professional photographer living in Kapa'a with
 his best friend Obama Da Dog, Rosen also blogs as a hobby..

Where is technology when you need it

There are not many bank robberies on the island of Kauai. That's one of the great reasons people like to call  Kaua'i home, because the Garden island does not have the crime of big cities. 

 The Kapa'a branch of Bank of Hawai'i was robbed on January 29, 2014 by a man described as "unshaven." I would imagine the first  item of business the robber would do after escaping, is shave. Anybody looking  for an unshaven person will probably not find the robber.

In this day in age of hi tech cell phones capable of taking high quality photos with as much as 42 megapixels from a camera phone, I found it  ironic that security camera's at  banks and  businesses still show  this fuzzy , low quality , out of focus photos of the images caught on camera.

The technology is there, what are  we waiting for?

Low quality security photo of Bank of Hawaii robbery on Kaua'i
January 29, 2014.

http://thegardenisland.com/news/local/kapaa-bank-robbed/article_0b11c666-897a-11e3-9094-0019bb2963f4.html

P.S.
Breaking News! Police arrest man for robbery, read all about it

Joshua Carlsen, age 36 of Kapa'a, was arrested Tuesday night for First
Degree Robbery and is currently being held in Police Cellblock in lieu of $100,000 bail.

http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/Global/story.asp?S=24595025

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"Romance" Bettejo Dux' (Classic Wednesday)

Bettejo Dux has lived  on the Cosmic island  Garden Island
of Kaua'i over 30 years. She is a weekly columnist in the local
newspaper (The Garden Island News) and is a published author
of the Novella "The Scam." Order your copies below.
www.bettejodux.com

Romance

Romance is such a pretty word, don't you think?

A pretty idea. Almost lost in the 21st century. Where did it go?

I think it's another of those wonderful healthy human traits. We can all indulge in a romantic spirit or sentiment, in a romantic aura. Don't you just love 'aura' ? To indulge in fanciful stories or day dreams? I think there's a time for that. I think we should all make time for that.

We don't have to go overboard or get lost in romantic pastimes, but to prop yourself in the shade of a comforting tree and find romance in every moment is good for everything that ails you. Birds, I think, are filled with romance. A friend of mind said, "Birds are pure spirits." I like that, too, and I must remind Duke, my favorite Macaw, when he starts to swear-I didn't teach him-or turn the air blue, green and purple with screeches to which this entire valley is subject.

I love Duke, he is pure spirit, but he has a Mephistophelean streak as broad as all outdoors. Maybe he envies the sweet romantic bird twitters that ring through the trees in my jungle. But, isn't it true? We could not enjoy romance if we didn't have reckless twaddle as balance. Everything must balance.

Balance romantic strawberry shortcake with stewed prunes lying limp in a bowl. Yuck.

I'm not great on romantic novels-they're a little too sweets for my taste-but tales of heroes and heroines and 'extraordinary or mysterious' events can be considered romantic, too. Remember Gone with the Wind and Wuthering Heights? Who in the world could ever forget Heathcliff?

I can remember when war films were not romantic. I remember fondly Romancing the Stone. Jane Wilder was a romance novelist. Such a fun wonderful romantic adventure.

Think of romantic textures. Velvet vs tweed. Silk robes vs Turkish cotton. Hats to be worn at Ascot opening day by beautiful women vs baseball caps slopped backwards.

Shalimar vs sweaty briefs.

Ginger Rogers and Fred Astair vs Madonna and chorus in ugly underwear.

Equestriennes on gorgeous steeds vs whatevers on bikes. No prejudice or intolerance intended.

I think we really need to bring back romance. Grab it by the collar. Haul it in like a trout on a line.

Voluptuate-I think I invented that word-in serious pleasant pastimes. Eat lots'a M & M's. Drink lots'a ice Chardonnay mit crackers and cheese. Unrestrained pleasure: climb a tree. Sit astride a strong limb. Grand soirees out in the carport with your neighbors and kids and dogs. Cheat and eat a hot dog in a hot dog bun slavered with mustard. And catsup.

Go back to writing with pencil and long yellow legal instead of swearing-hear Duke hear-at screwball computers with attitudes. Mine hates it when I make up words.

I gotta go. My mind is bending. Romantically. I'm getting carried away.

P.S.
Great short one minute video of a dog greiving adfter his human passes on;
http://blog.petflow.com/this-dogs-human-passed-away-what-happened-next-is-unbelievable/

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"Super Bowl XLVIII -AKA The Cannabis-Bowl..." James "Kimo" Rosen'

James “Kimo” Rosen is a retired professional photographer
living in Kapa'a with his best friend Obama Da Dog, Rosen also blogs as a hobby
.
This blog also appeared as my bi-weekly column
 in the Kaua'i Garden Island News on 01-27-14; 
Please click on the link below and hit recommend on the top right of column.
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/guest/the-cannabis-bowl/article_c64c2376-8714-11e3-b54e-001a4bcf887a.html

 Super Bowl XLVIII -AKA  The Cannabis-Bowl   

The Denver Bronco's and Seattle Seahawks this years Super Bowl contenders represent the major cities in Colorado and Washington, the only states that have legalized recreational marijuana.  Some are calling this years Super Bowl the "Cannabis-Bowl and others are calling it the Bud-Bowl." People will overeat  like no other day in Super Bowl history.Pizza, chips,salsa, guacamole, sushi, sausages, BBQ,  and lots of Oreo cookies are predicted  to help  control the munchies.

The Super Bowl, a sporting event more popular than Christmas to many. It is referred to and  called "world championship" even though no foreign countries are involved. There are no Kenyans, Israeli's, Russians, Germans, Italians, Japanese, Chinese. Koreans, Croatians or buffed up Arabs from Dubai. 

Don't get me wrong, I am a huge football and Super Bowl fan, just don't believe it's a true world championship, maybe the U.S. Championship?

I find  it ironic that Superbowl numbers  are always written in Roman numeric values, yet most football fans have no idea how to read Roman numerals. This year is Superbowl 48, which translates to Super Bowl XLVIII. 

The  playoffs leading up to the Super Bowl are usually more exciting games than the Superbowl itself. Super Bowl is pure insanity. You have people watching and attending Super Bowl parties that have no idea of what a first down, field goal or touchdown are. They do know for the first ever an opera singer named Renee Fleming will sing the national anthem and Bruno Mars and the Red hot chili peppers are  the half time show of which no real football fan really cares, but maybe they do?

There are those who go to Super Bowl parties to watch the commercials and shish everyone during the commercial breaks. Then there are those like myself who like to Super Bowl partay.(a party without alcohol or drugs according to the urban dictionary))

Ads for this years Super Bowl will cost 4 million for a 30 second spot. It is not only a  super day of sports, but a super day for the major corporations that reveal their latest  in creative advertising.

 Tickets for the Super Bowl at Met-Life Stadium in New Jersey on Feb. 2 will cost upward of an arm and a leg.
The lowest ticket price found on Stub-Hub.com last Wednesday was $2,605 for upper end zone seating. 

For those with money to burn, "level 3 suites" cost (yikes) approximately $525,000!
Meanwhile, lower end zone ticket prices were in the ball park of  $110,000. Ticket scalpers can easily double and triple those costs.

Imagine a family of 5  attending the Superbowl, it would put them out over 500,000 to sit in the lower end zone for an afternoon of watching football. No thank you. I will stay home and  watch for the cost of cable in the comfort of my own recliner and remote, and not worry about traffic with  the potential of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie closing the George Washington bridge.

Every member of the losing team will receive $46,000 and every member of the winning team will receive $92,000 
 along with a Superbowl gold and diamond ring worth approximately $50,000, even more when hocked on Ebay. 

Spousal abuse runs at an all time high every Super Bowl Sunday. Pizza  parlors always say Superbowl Sunday is their busiest day all year for delivery. It is the second-largest day for U.S. food consumption after Thanksgiving

Every year it happens: Super Bowl Sunday approaches and super-sized things are said about the enormous impact on America by the football spectacular. Like, the water systems of major cities are in peril of collapsing due to a thunderous amount of simultaneous toilet flushing at halftime. 

This year Kraft Foods, announced a Velveeta cheese shortage a month before the Super Bowl. Just about every social media outlet, newspaper, television station, magazine and my column picked up the story. A crafty ploy by Kraft Foods to make people believe they need Velveeta for the Super Bowl.

The Super Bowl is the biggest party (partay) day in America with alcohol and food consumption in staggering numbers. The day following Superbowl Sunday should be promoted and billed as---wait,are you ready?  Drum roll.  Super-Bowel Monday. Fast curtain.

Go Hawks, Go Broncos!

http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/guest/the-cannabis-bowl/article_c64c2376-8714-11e3-b54e-001a4bcf887a.html

P.S. This may be the best pre-Super Bowl commercial ever! It's worth 60 seconds of your time!
http://wncy.com/blogs/charlis-angles/119/this-may-be-the-best-commercialeverway-to-go-footlocker/
P.S.S.
Hearing-impaired little girl writes awesome letter to deaf NFL Seattle Seahawks player;
http://msn.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/hearing-impaired-fan-s-letter-to-derrick-coleman-is-awesome-012114

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"The Value of a Greeting Card..." 'Judith Whitehead' (Inspiration Sunday)

Judith Whitehead  lives in Amherst, N.Y. and has
worked in the ophthalmology field of medicine for
over 30 years. Today she talks about the good ole greeting card!.

Enjoy!

The Value of a Greeting Card

It seems the greeting card business has declined over the last few years; with the cost of postage rising, this weekend, in fact, many people have gone to sending e-cards over the Internet. 

WE now have a huge forum for greeting people over the electronic waves. Through Facebook and other venues we no longer have to send a REAL paper card for occasions, so many people think, I for one, still enjoy choosing a card for birthdays, holidays etc and personally mailing it to the person.  It still gives pleasure to open up a mailed card and feel and read it.  

My late mother in law always loved getting mail from us; there is a certain brand of card made by Papyrus that have very intricate covers to their cards and she so enjoyed studying them and collecting them.  We found that out when we had to clear out her apartment after she passed and found all the cards we had ever sent her collected and displayed. 

I will be one of the hold outs when it comes to mailing cards; it is still good etiquette to show someone you care and remind someone you still appreciate them.  The Internet will be with us for ever more and hopefully so will the greeting card business. 

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