"The wrong people and things are being furloughed..."

The wrong government workers are being furloughed and schools never should had been furloughed.


The government workers that need to be furloughed are the majority of our politicians.

Furlough county council, senate, congress, Mayors and the Governor. Nobody will even know these people are not working. All they do is try to get re-elected anyway.

Why furlough the bread and butter, the people that are needed, furlough the pork, the politicians. Start at the top with the people who do the least.

If our politicians gave a rats behind on the state of the economy they would all take a volunteer pay cut. In fact if any politician comes out openly and takes a pay cut during this recession, they are 99% guaranteed of re-election.

Please someone in politics step forward, others will follow.

"People in glass houses should not throw stones..."

"People in glass houses should not throw stones..."

The chicken is the one animal that is used in more cooking recipes recipe's than any other.

Why do people think cockfighting is cruelty to animals? The same people eat chicken on a regular basis. There are a few Vegetarian and Vegans that can stand their ground, but the vast majority of people are just so full of chicken manure.

If it's ok to butcher a chicken, chop of it's head, let it run around in agony, then continue to bleed it and pull it's out it's guts in preparation for a meal, whats the big deal about a chicken fight?

If I were a chicken I would rather be in a fight with another chicken than be beheaded by a human being.

The cruelty is in not letting people enjoy themselves, if a cockfight can be entertaining why not enjoy it? Remember the old expression, people in glass houses should not throw stones...

"When I first heard of cockfighting I thought it was an X rated video."

When I first heard of cockfighting I thought it was an X rated video, but have come to terms that it is a past time and sport.

Seriously, most people eat chickens, but feel cockfighting is cruelty to the chicken, so is chopping of it's head, butchering it and making soup.

Legalize cockfighting, marijuana and prostitution, and tax the hell out of it. Then maybe we could get our keiki back in school and not have to shut down 50 branches of the department of Human services.

"New Wine for Seniors..."

"New wine for Seniors.."

I kid you not.... New Wine for Seniors

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

PINO MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE...

Sorry, I did not write this one, it was actually a joke I received by email, just had a little writers block.

"If you don't know how to cook..."

Recipes are a great guide when learning to cook, however any good chef can use a pinch of this and pinch of that and what's ever laying around and make it taste good.

Religion is good if you do not know how to pray, just as a recipe is good if you don't know how to cook, but nothing is better than one on one with the divine one.

In conclusion, God is great, religion is another story...

" A mental disorder..."

Orthodox Judaism is a mental disorder, maybe that's why for so many years I enjoyed hanging out with them, now that I am trying to get better I find them crazier than loons.

Can't do this can't do that, the Rabbi's tell everyone not to work on the sabbath, because if we worked they would be out of a job.

Since I am Jewish I can make light of Jewish stuff, it's the same as a black person being able to use the "N" word.

Orthodox Judaism is a mental dis-order, similar to obsessive compulsive disorder. The practitioners think they are the most sane people in the world. They won't use phone or drive on sabbath or light fires. They unscrew refrigerator lights, won't carry key's, but if there on their neck, on a string it's OK?

People who are not orthodox have obsessive disorders like,  "if you step on a a crack you break your mothers back."  The orthodox Jews have a rule for everything. Don't do this don't do that, but ironically are always trying to find a spiritual loophole?

Playing attorney with G-d is not a good idea, since he will always win. In fact you can't even spell God, G-d forbid.

I have seen food needing to be heated up and if you forget to leave your stove on and forget to have a flame already burning you are not allowed to light the stove. If you leave your bedroom light on before sabbath and it is still on after sabbath starts,  you need to sleep with the light on.

Men dance with men, women dance with woman, and men are not allowed to shake hands or hug woman unless that woman is his wife. The rumor of the orthodox making love through a whole in a sheet is a false hood. Thank G-d Snopes verified that for me.

Look I know a good psychiatrist who will  prescribe something for this, only thing is, it is the sabbath and since he is Jewish cannot write the prescription until after sabbath ends.

"Driving is stressful..."

Driving is stressful

http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-saturday-january/article_dcb5595b-c44e-5cb0-aba5-688c1a532fa9.html


I have lived in two countries, many states and Kaua‘i is the tailgating capitol of the world.

 I was taught for every 10 mph to give one-car length distance, so at 50 mph there should be at least a five-car distance between vehicles.

Every time I venture out to drive I can see with detail in my rear view mirror people’s birthmarks on their faces at speeds of 40 to 50 mph. I am always sticking my hand out with the sign language of thumb and forefinger spread open to give me more space. Nobody seems to acknowledge this since they are so wrapped up in their narcissistic acts of cell phone conversation, texting and eating.

I feel tailgating is a Freudian thing. People who tailgate suffer what Sigmund Freud termed a certain type of envy. Hopefully, these people can get over their envy and help create safer roads by giving us a little space.